RandomVoiceFromTheInternet

64581 pts · January 5, 2015


if you are reading this, you have more interest in me than expected. i am a guy from England, who has lived in other places, and done some things. You want details? Don't read a bio on a social network. Ask me a question! After all, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people. I am the user formerly known as ThereIsACrusifixBehindYou. Current username was inspired by @Staticus. All those points used to be from comments. I was just that damn funny. Now some of them are from honest to god posts. Who'd've thunk it? Occasionally, my comments are in haiku, no-one has noticed. Random Voice From The Internet Awaaaaaaaay!

Verily, my friends, methinks I have gone too far.

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OK, guys. I don't thing we need to worry about AI taking graphic designers' jobs just yet...

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We're not in Kansas any more!

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My Netflix selection is getting smaller by the day...

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An Uncurated Dump of Shit and Stale Memes I Have Sent to my Girlfriend

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Everyone's talking about Star Wars and Fallout and I'm just

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Wait for it 12 times...

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Cat.exe has encountered an unexpected error and must restart

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Wall Street: Walk this way! Robinhood:

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DON'T PANIC!

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Handle your shit, Clark.

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Finally Got Some Validation

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On second thoughts, let's not go Zion...

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I'd tap that.

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We appear to have broken the dog.

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Having a tough day?

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Go home, Thailand. You're drunk.

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Almost had a panic attack twice last year.

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My Cumulonimbuses are the greatest.

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London Terror Attack - Stabbings and Assault with a Van

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Caturday Selfie

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A Tiny Octopus

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At least it was delivered by owl

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I should have worn my brown trousers today

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BBC: Trump accused of plagiarising family crest

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Views 1167

Rimcest is Best

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These Star Wars spin-offs are getting way out of hand

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I've enjoyed the insanity, how about you?

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Upsidedown Doglet

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Clearly #TeamCerean has the right idea...

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"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, Liono?"

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How his namesake is feeling right about now.

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Views 362

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. So do monkeys, when you give them a gun.

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I Like

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Back to your regularly scheduled T'n'A...

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"I AM NOT WAVING AT YOU KID, I AM DROWNING! CALL THE FUCKING LIFE GUARD OR I WILL STUFF YOU FULL OF COAL!"

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Views 1484

Tired of ClinTrump and Brexit bollocks?

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Merry Christmas from Thailand!

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Important Life Hack For Cat Owners!

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The mug my partner bought me after I went back to work following the birth of our twins

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The Last Sunset of 2015

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Some Love Lessons for my Cakeday

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Finally gettin' some pussy

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Merry Christmas from Thailand!

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Not too bad for a phone camera...

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cat.exe has stopped responding and needs to be restarted.

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Oh, honey...

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"I swear this used to be a basketball court, Dave"

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Aw, it loves me!

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A lazy meme, made in Paint, inspired by a Facebook comment.

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A little late to the boat, but here's my story of ill-gotten loot.

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It’s good for the butterflies

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