SLCtechie

658135 pts · January 26, 2019


Your drunk neighborhood IT milky man from polygamist SL,UT (not personally a polygamist... yet). Feel free to DM me spunky fresh sweet nothings. My hobbies include: computers, technology, computers, Imgur, and computers. Also nature (Utah has the best nature, as well as computers). I also enjoy taking long beach on the walks- and then jumping on my computer to browse Imgur. If any of you live in the Salt Lake valley and enjoy hiking, hit me up and I’ll show you my favorite hikes to places with great WiFi! If this makes it to the front page, I’ll break my computer with ... wait a second, this already happened! Check it out here: https://imgur.com/gallery/0rh2O7J Follow up video: https://imgur.com/gallery/h5ShhOG As much as I love this community, I feel that it has rapidly changed from what I remember. As such, I will be spending more of my browsing time on Bluesky and Skylight. Please feel free to follow me @slctechie.bsky.social. I will still pop on here from time to time (especially while bsky is still gaining momentum), but for those who chat with me on here, expect longer delays in my responses. Love you all and hope to see you on bsky!

Am I glad that he’s dancing in there and we’re dancing out here and that he’s the sheriff and we’re dancing in there. And I just remembered, we’re dancing out here. The one thing I want to know is, where’s the caveman?

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I don’t understand. This cable is cat 6, why am I only getting 10/100?”

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, they’re not gay. They just really like reverse cowgirl and they never turn their back on family.

1 day ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

It couldn’t nail it because it hammered when it should have screwed.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I understand, any species that shares a recent, common ancestor is generally compatible.

6 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Also a good idea to prevent sqeeters

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They’re 2 for $10.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yeah, voles are the worst.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Where would one get these trees with golden leaves?

2 weeks ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

“We need to protect the children… unless they’re any color other than white or happen to live in a place that Israel hates.”

2 weeks ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 7

I hate it when that happens

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Using Boolean reduction algorithms, we can simplify this venn diagram into a scaler breakfast value of a singular pancake.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn’t give him 20 for that. That’s insulting low. I’d give him at least 100.

3 weeks ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 6

That has to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

America, FUCK YEAH! Going out to save the mother fuckin universe!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another similarity to Israel!

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OOOh bad mistake. Just say “if you need anything please reach out to …” That way, you get your actual vacay while your work still gets done.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why would he be dead? It’s not like that was his chief HR executive.

4 weeks ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

4 weeks ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Aww I like how it checks back on it to see if it’s okay

4 weeks ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 3

No feed for you! Come back, one year.

4 weeks ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Donkey! Why don’t you go back to your wife and get out of my swamp!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh that’s a battery. This should actually work then.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How bad are things when even the “bros” realize they’re idiots.

1 month ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Israel: “What are you so upset about? We just greatly reduced the number of children needing medical treatment.”

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2