240 pts ยท July 6, 2025
Maybe this is the Saucy Puppet Show that Bender was always going to.
#12 Pretty sure this is from The Book of Bunny Suicides, which is a great book.
we all need those knobs in the lower back that let The Cone Heads sleep standing up
I have a friend who did this in real life, but it turns out the supervisor did notice and when he went in for his first shift in a month he was asked to leave.
Do you get a personalized demon or is it just The Hat Man that everyone sees?
#7 It seems wrong that the beaver is pigeon toed and not duck footed, especially considering the duck like feet.
Ah yes, all the billionaires bankrolling the "Lets tax the rich" candidate. That was definitely a real thing.
Yes. At first I was upset because I thought someone balanced a baby turtle on top of those blocks for a stupid video.
Thats the first ever cat with a chin. Evolution at work.
I never thought of that as a reason for the color scheme, but having helped to clean my grandparents white plaster walls and ceilings of cigarette smoke and watching my dad clean the drop ceiling in our basement, I think its a pretty good reason.
I don't think a jumping baby could launch me very far.
Caaarl!
#37 Are we 100% sure they didn't lobotomize both?
#13 You don't have to flip it over- If it has nuts that are 1/4-1/3 its body length sticking out the back with the tail on top, its a boy.- If it does not have massive nuts, its a girl.
I always wondered how that happened and never would have guessed HVAC maintenance.
We weren't here in the USA, so there is another notch for the UK educational system over ours.
Pretty sure New York would be New York Demodex Face Mites.
... because this kid hasn't been mentioned in the media, Fox News hasn't had to defend ICE, so my boss knows this isn't justice. Is my boss stupid? Yes. Is my boss a bad person for going along with the general rhetoric on conservative media? Yes. But this is the first time he's actually learning the truth.
My boss is a conservative. This week the brother of one of my co-workers was ambushed and arrested by ICE. They came to the country legally before my coworker was born, but when his brother was a toddler. The brother had a DUI from years ago. The DUI is what they are using as a reason to deport him. My boss was stunned because this is the first time he's heard of them picking up an innocent, legal migrant. I'm sure Fox News would claim this kid was in a gang and viewers would believe it. But...
I think that ignores the population that is really, really stupid. There are a lot of people who have no idea what is going on at all in this country.
Until today I was never concerned about ruining a concert by being in the audience, but now I am.
I find it insane that it wasn't until 10-ish years ago that they started putting a sign with the dogs job and asking people not to pet them on their harness. Before that I'd constantly hear people ask strangers not to pet their dog and I'd see parents let their kids approach the dog, because of course no one knew and... fluffy dog. This applies to guard dogs, police dogs and service dogs. I haven't heard anyone rebuffed from petting a dog on the job in years and I'm so glad we figured that out.
Important to remember only roughly 33% are monsters. Then 33% are not monsters (though I was ready for them to stop inviting Bill Clinton to stuff 20 years ago). For the last 34% we don't know because they refuse to vote, but polling does indicate between 60%-70% of all citizens like ideas like universal health care and a progressive tax structure, so chances are if they voted they would change the way the country works.
I was just writing out my shopping list. I think I'll add cake.
I've been chased by an angry Bore at a party. Does that count?
I had a friend who got one of those litter boxes and somehow it got stuck in "Demo mode" and was just randomly cycling, including with the cat in it. He figured it out and fixed it, but it took months for the cat to try it again.
What if you get t-boned in one of those glass doors?
I avoided Parks and Rec for years, but I saw a meme of this line and thought that was extremely relatable, so I started watching it just to eventually get to that scene. Its one of my favorite shows now.
Fortunately the solution was dirty paper napkins.
Maybe this is the Saucy Puppet Show that Bender was always going to.
#12 Pretty sure this is from The Book of Bunny Suicides, which is a great book.
we all need those knobs in the lower back that let The Cone Heads sleep standing up
I have a friend who did this in real life, but it turns out the supervisor did notice and when he went in for his first shift in a month he was asked to leave.
Do you get a personalized demon or is it just The Hat Man that everyone sees?
#7 It seems wrong that the beaver is pigeon toed and not duck footed, especially considering the duck like feet.
Ah yes, all the billionaires bankrolling the "Lets tax the rich" candidate. That was definitely a real thing.
Yes. At first I was upset because I thought someone balanced a baby turtle on top of those blocks for a stupid video.
Thats the first ever cat with a chin. Evolution at work.
I never thought of that as a reason for the color scheme, but having helped to clean my grandparents white plaster walls and ceilings of cigarette smoke and watching my dad clean the drop ceiling in our basement, I think its a pretty good reason.
I don't think a jumping baby could launch me very far.
Caaarl!
#37 Are we 100% sure they didn't lobotomize both?
#13 You don't have to flip it over
- If it has nuts that are 1/4-1/3 its body length sticking out the back with the tail on top, its a boy.
- If it does not have massive nuts, its a girl.
I always wondered how that happened and never would have guessed HVAC maintenance.
We weren't here in the USA, so there is another notch for the UK educational system over ours.
Pretty sure New York would be New York Demodex Face Mites.
... because this kid hasn't been mentioned in the media, Fox News hasn't had to defend ICE, so my boss knows this isn't justice. Is my boss stupid? Yes. Is my boss a bad person for going along with the general rhetoric on conservative media? Yes. But this is the first time he's actually learning the truth.
My boss is a conservative. This week the brother of one of my co-workers was ambushed and arrested by ICE. They came to the country legally before my coworker was born, but when his brother was a toddler. The brother had a DUI from years ago. The DUI is what they are using as a reason to deport him. My boss was stunned because this is the first time he's heard of them picking up an innocent, legal migrant. I'm sure Fox News would claim this kid was in a gang and viewers would believe it. But...
I think that ignores the population that is really, really stupid. There are a lot of people who have no idea what is going on at all in this country.
Until today I was never concerned about ruining a concert by being in the audience, but now I am.
I find it insane that it wasn't until 10-ish years ago that they started putting a sign with the dogs job and asking people not to pet them on their harness. Before that I'd constantly hear people ask strangers not to pet their dog and I'd see parents let their kids approach the dog, because of course no one knew and... fluffy dog. This applies to guard dogs, police dogs and service dogs. I haven't heard anyone rebuffed from petting a dog on the job in years and I'm so glad we figured that out.
Important to remember only roughly 33% are monsters. Then 33% are not monsters (though I was ready for them to stop inviting Bill Clinton to stuff 20 years ago). For the last 34% we don't know because they refuse to vote, but polling does indicate between 60%-70% of all citizens like ideas like universal health care and a progressive tax structure, so chances are if they voted they would change the way the country works.
I was just writing out my shopping list. I think I'll add cake.
I've been chased by an angry Bore at a party. Does that count?
I had a friend who got one of those litter boxes and somehow it got stuck in "Demo mode" and was just randomly cycling, including with the cat in it. He figured it out and fixed it, but it took months for the cat to try it again.
What if you get t-boned in one of those glass doors?
I avoided Parks and Rec for years, but I saw a meme of this line and thought that was extremely relatable, so I started watching it just to eventually get to that scene. Its one of my favorite shows now.
Fortunately the solution was dirty paper napkins.