
Reposting for awareness! Have you seen my friend?

Pop quiz hotshot: You're about to sit down and hang brain when you see this. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!!!

Prehistoric cave thots

Some of it may seem far fetched, but I assure you there is no reason to think that anyone would mislead you today of all day!

Its that time of year again.

MRW I have too many alcohols in public.

We're all bored, thats why we're here

All you guys with your fancy games with all the color graphics... THIS is where it began! Castle Adventure.

Don't look so surprised, haven't you ever walked in on a guy playing the bongos before?

Thunder and lightning, very very frightening.

How I think I look Vs. Reality.

Its almost Monday morning, I think this well timed pause reflects that.

Having a stroke? Epic air drummer? Casting wizard spells?

TIL my favorite part of a corn dog has a name.

MRW Youtube is being all fucky and not loading right.

I for one am ready for the zombies. Are you?

MRW I am trying to pee in the can, and the driver goes berserk.

Once upon a time in the Everglades

Giggity giggity GOO

If this is true, then whoever made this meme has met real aliens and they gave them this picture.

the first day of the fourth month is upon us.

This is not how the porno I usually watch starts out...

Im going to have to pay off a lot of really bad bets tomorrow.

I'll upvote your Stephen Hawking posts.

Me, when I think nobody is watching.

Spookstober public safety awareness

Insomnia sucks

I was eating spicy fried chicken.

One of my lifelong hero's

Make Usersub Funny Again

MRW I'm damn glad to meet you, but have no time to chat.

Plain brown wrappers.

MRW I notice i have over 1500 saved random and reactive images and gifs uploaded.

When I happen to notice she has been rummaging in her lingerie bin.

Never underestimate the power of a lazy man.

Hey, Dave. you're out of clean towels!

Happy Festivus!

Old pic of my dad, with his ex-wife's mother.

FUS ROH DAH!!!

MRW I watch the Jackolantern pancakes I tried to make my niece for dinner morph into what looks more like a pile of pumpkin guts

Rule 6

guess so.

I have never been afraid of heights.

I think my HR rep is a perv.

I'm conflicted.

Send Pubes?

Ok, now you're just showing off...

MRW I forgot to take the trash cans to the street and had to do it at 2am and its cold-af out.

Immediate regret

Have mercy on my soul... I was 3 months sober, but I just cannot resist any longer, I'm going back in.

ITS TIME!

You know what just happened, dont you? You can hear the piano, cant you?

After all these years, still my favorite breakup line from any movie.

The night was...

When you're too drunk for sex

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Did someone say Threat Level Midnight?

Sibling rivalry at its finest.

WTH?