My Tortoise, Tortellini.

I give you "Amber Turd"

?I think I'm alone now.?

This just happened.

Giant Bee Menaces Metropolitan Phoenix!

I had two aneurysms and palpitations trying to understand this and I still don't. arn.

Alas, the time has come ....

If you've seen the new Dora movie, you'll get it. If you have not... you will.

♫ Afternoon Delight ♫

Found this for sale on Letgo.... should be posted at all public pools.

This took someone at least 7 minutes to build. At least.

When someone lubes up a spoon, you know you're in for a show ....

Welp, it's my cake day ... Here's my Guardian of The Tomatoes

"Aye, bro, weren't we cookin' something?"

15,000 Galaxies ....

A Tiny Friend!

Oops...

It's all in the eyes, kid.

I Found Him In A Parking Lot

MRW I'm about to sit down on the toilet to poop and I fart, then sit down right in it.

The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside. Hahahahah!

MRW it's time to organize my favorites into folders .....

Meanwhile, in Phoenix.....

The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there" Said "Californy is the place you ought to be" So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly!!

Scrappers in Phoenix are putting suspensions to the test.

There was a great disturbance in the force today.

Old Nikola Tesla Abstract

The ground outside my door in Phoenix.

It's always worse when your fuck-up is expensive.

Those Legs Are Workin' Overtime!

"This is Rock & Roll"

Who knew Cucumbers Were So Awesome?

A Small Collection of Works I've Commissioned From My 11YO Daughter.

Someone made a giant penis on my mountain ...
Father's Day Haul From The Best Kids A Dad Could Ask For.

Man, this is bullshit!

Reporting For Duty!