Scryptnotist

56306 pts · August 12, 2015


Who farted?

My Tortoise, Tortellini.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 265

I give you "Amber Turd"

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Comments 1
Views 128

?I think I'm alone now.?

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Views 507

This just happened.

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Comments 4
Views 171

Giant Bee Menaces Metropolitan Phoenix!

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Comments 2
Views 477

I had two aneurysms and palpitations trying to understand this and I still don't. arn.

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Comments 5
Views 171

Alas, the time has come .... 

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Comments 1
Views 178

If you've seen the new Dora movie, you'll get it. If you have not... you will.

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Views 116

♫ Afternoon Delight ♫

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Views 152

Found this for sale on Letgo.... should be posted at all public pools.

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Comments 5
Views 495

This took someone at least 7 minutes to build. At least.

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Comments 10
Views 2672

When someone lubes up a spoon, you know you're in for a show ....

Points 39
Comments 13
Views 470

Welp, it's my cake day ... Here's my Guardian of The Tomatoes

Points 33
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Views 1648

"Aye, bro, weren't we cookin' something?"

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Comments 5
Views 645

15,000 Galaxies .... 

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Comments 5
Views 808

A Tiny Friend!

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Comments 2
Views 879

Oops...

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Comments 1
Views 316

It's all in the eyes, kid.

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Comments 8
Views 6503

I Found Him In A Parking Lot

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Comments 0
Views 90

MRW I'm about to sit down on the toilet to poop and I fart, then sit down right in it.

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Comments 2
Views 380

The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside. Hahahahah!

Points 88
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Views 4372

MRW it's time to organize my favorites into folders .....

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Views 157

Meanwhile, in Phoenix.....

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The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there" Said "Californy is the place you ought to be" So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly!!

Points 81
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Views 4201

Scrappers in Phoenix are putting suspensions to the test.

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Comments 6
Views 1675

There was a great disturbance in the force today.

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Old Nikola Tesla Abstract

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Comments 1
Views 172

The ground outside my door in Phoenix.

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Views 72689

It's always worse when your fuck-up is expensive.

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Comments 7
Views 412

Those Legs Are Workin' Overtime!

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Views 15198

"This is Rock & Roll"

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Views 436

Who knew Cucumbers Were So Awesome?

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Comments 4
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A Small Collection of Works I've Commissioned From My 11YO Daughter.

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Views 192

Someone made a giant penis on my mountain ...

Points 50
Comments 8
Views 2232

Father's Day Haul From The Best Kids A Dad Could Ask For.

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 669

Man, this is bullshit!

Points 57
Comments 14
Views 2852

Reporting For Duty!

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Comments 1
Views 43839
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