
I'm not picking my nose...I'm pointing at the best brain the world has ever had.

Potato quality reasons of why I want a new Borderlands.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my feline asshole friend/companion...Emerald.

Merry Human Holiday, Imgur.

Bicycles rendered in 3D from sketches from peoples memories.

As a retro gamer, some devices are a bit scarce. For instance The Panther DC by MadCatz.

The Borderlands Halloween for the Kiddo.

His name was Conan, and he was awesome.

Not a selfie...but the smile of a kid that got something she never asked for, nor was she expecting. I love her to death. Merry X-Mas, kiddo.

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The most accurate tracking of hurricane Irma I've seen so far.

Not sure if this has been posted here, but I've not seen it...

Using leverage and balance points, a MI man shows how Stonehenge COULD have been built. This video is a few years old.

Let's take a moment to reflect on the talent of Dee Bradley Baker.

I'm with you, buddy. Cheers.

Hold me, imgur.

MFW I get the starting batting position because my friend chose the team...

Selfie bandwagon shit. Merry Festivus, Imgur.

This guy. He was my best friend, and we would talk every New Years Eve for hours.

My fiance made a mirror glaze cake for our daughters 11th birthday

The Title is Required

A true Portal Cake 100% from scratch for my birthday.

So today is my "Cake Day"...whatever the fuck that means. I give you this.

For TheDarkWave

In response to the Lancaster PA "Mister Fister" dildo factory...

While on the topic of favorite toys (if this is still a thing)

So I got this little gem in the tip pool at work today....

They are a real pain in the ass, but I try.

I made this and forgot about it.

So I found a different variety of butternut squash at work today.

So I heard you like Mad Max Part II

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Mad Max has a really fucked up version of My Three Sons going on.

So I heard you like Mad Max Part IV: Finale

So I heard you like Mad Max Part III

You guys have any idea what this tool is?

It's a bit beat up but I have had it for years.

I want to throw money at the internet for this.

For the Dads, and the readers.

I had a gas with this one.

This was spotted today in FL...

So I met this fucking work of art tonight.

As a chef, this is the best fortune cookie I have ever recieved.

This was Oberyn Martells inspiration. I promise.

As a member of the food service industry...

I am not "Ringing In The New Year". I am telling the last one to "Go Fuck Off a Bridge." Happy New Year, imgur. :D

Not sure if it's a repost, but it is a bit informative at least.

A buddy of mine made this. Just thought I would share it.

This guy is talented whomever he is.

Ecountered some frog on frog cannibalism tonight at work.

MRW a server at work asks if I can make a side of pasta.

Goddamnit, Nature

You will be missed, Wayne.

Now sing it.

My updated nerd-cave

Spaceballs: The Title

Meet the new Sarah Connor

I have no Earthly idea what she is doing here....

MRW I am possessed by the ghost of Harry Belafonte, and forced to sing Jump In Line.