
OK, when described like this I am all in on watching.

So so angry!

Someone removed their satellite dish so we now have artistic sperms on the building.

You go Church of Satan!

Smoke trail left after lightning hit St Paul's cathedral.

Bogun

Who's a good mop?!

Ancient Greece: "Dude, I just saw a naked baby kill a fuck ING goose!" "you should sculpt the shit out of that!"

How we British protest.

Hey, Belgian tourist board. Take notes!

To remember the 20 years since Diana died the English town of Chesterfield decided to create a memorial...

Disney stars try to draw Micky Mouse ears...

An original Jaws tag line says it best. 'If you forgot what terror was like...its back.'

Tired of Spam? Upvote quality meat!

Black balls? No, blue balls.

Drop dat a$$ - Donkey Crew 2016

Read this word in a Scottish accent. Would get me punched in Glasgow.

Pheidippides look like he just dropped the sickest rhymes of the battle of Marathon.

When you think you did good vs. When you know you f'ing killed it

My reaction this morning hearing about the mass shooting in San Bernardino

"I don't know what Geoff was talking about, it is impossible to see anything with this thing!"

Whatever your challenge today, approach it with the mentality of a wrinkly butt pupper.

I love idiots on Twitter

Fw: fw: re: Lolz

Ha, nice try superman.

World's largest rooftop garden in Brooklyn, New York

Really sad

I said ALL the swords. Do it clown!

I had only budgeted for $189,366.98, please take the Red Bull back.

when you are really late for a meeting at the town hall.

Which host of a popular panel shoe has broken my heart by announcing he is stepping down?

Some shops should not have a kids section.

Liverpool becomes the first city to open fast walking lanes

They may have been fake, but I bet they were not inaccurate

Excuse me very much, coming through please, thank you!

Spin Spin, fuck yo chin!

Mother lovin' caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake day!!

Went to Dublin for a day, wanted to share my holiday pictures.

Congratulations friend!

Sure, your mayors may run your cities good and stuff, but our's smashes Japanese school children

Ryu waiting so long for your coffee dude?

Contestant on 'SAS: Are you tough enough?' found to be carrying multiple weapons.

They will never see this coming...

Rugby World Cup starts tomorrow. Here is the "Oh shit, England are screwed" moment from RWC 1995 when Lomu runs over everyone

I love everything about this including @elrottencrotch as a tag

One man's dream is another woman's nightmare. For the record, anyone is welcome to throw brisket at me!

Off to a job interview, feel a little out of my depth but am planning to fake it till I make it.

USA at the Rugby World Cup be like...

U may be magician hooman, but I am just dog.

I bet you restart someones heart every time you walk by them #justahotnurse

Poor bitches ran into Ronda Rousey.

Everyone was laughing because they thought a big girl couldn't do it, little did they know...

My morning will mostly be spent staring at this.

Soccer is a gentleman's game played by hooligans, rugby is a hooligan's game played by... nevermind

I missed the message...

Advice for life...

17 days until the rugby world cup starts!!!

When you come in drunk and your dad is lecturing you, but you don't want to give away how drunk you are.

My mug knows how I feel about a full pot of tea...

I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone