TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines

224498 pts ยท December 15, 2014


Je ne suis pas le grand fromage non plus. If you screen shot this and get it to the front page, then you'll have gotten some pretty boring content to the front page.

#46: I was just thinking there ought to be something like this for flipping grilled cheese sandwiches as I was making lunch today.

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Sometimes it's the only way to get the golf ball out, though

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Any man is allowed to make a tent in his pants

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It was originally a silent black and white film in 1923, but I think this is from the remake, which is more recent

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On the other hand, it wouldn't be surprising if the too wide-spread hate/violence/vitriol toward trans folks did inspire some unfortunate reactions from some of them. Hopefully not, but it would be hard to be too shocked by the possibility

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That looks very tasty

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It was widely used, in Michigan, at least, at least as far back as the 80s. Folks from the lower peninsula are known as trolls.

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They used to call it Larry until he sued

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Parents, don't wash your kids in eucalyptus soap

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Never half ass it. Whole ass it or don't ass it at all.

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The view from the other side:

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TITS = (but it never gives us the answer!)

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I worry that escalating the situation is part of the reason for arming them

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For what it's worth, this morning there were 21 armed soldiers on just one block of Independence Avenue just off the mall.

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Not now, Hannah

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#1: Needs another ferris wheel, with each a little to either side of the tower

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It could probably still fly

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Cesspool of filth, just like you said

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Go fetch another bucket of jet wash

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Oddly, after seeing more and more each day on the national mall last week, after the announcement they would carry weapons, I haven't seen one this week yet

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But the Supreme's didn't realize they could be overruled by executive orders

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Is burning a flag better or worse than beating a cop with one?

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It was cut off at 7 different points, though

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You need three of those before it looks like a proper slot machine that always comes up with an impolite recommendation to MediaLab

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Or the close door button on the elevator

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Would you like to use AI to summarize this document?

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#11: That seems like about the only plausible explanation.

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Thicc

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