
Recently single. Online dating is going well so far...

My Rad Little Dude

Prof is ready for Christmas.

Happy Valenstein Day <3

First christmas with the new pupper!

Landscaping, when suddenly! *sigh* *Unzip*

Hang in there baby.

Manscaping (truck for scale)

This little guy followed us home. (with titles!)

A swing and a miss.

Good news everyone! I found the origin of Hubert Farnsworth.

Canadian Problems

I made a new friend today.

My rescue cats. Ruth and Agnes

Rob "Winehouse" Ford

So our Mayor in Toronto has admitted to smoking crack. Yet he's not resigning. :/

For national cat day, I present to you: Professor Nipples.

He was jealous of my pumpkin.

It is this wonderful old girls 14th birthday.

My word I was an odd child.

If she doesn't know this costume, she's too young for you bro.

Here's my first...am I doing it right?

Get pets they said. They'll love you they said.

We did the thing! With the pictures.

Professor meets Cecil for the first time.

Nacho average traffic jam.

The Moose found new work.

The Kim Kardashian bio pic is on tonight.

OP visits the animal shelter.

oh whacking day! may 10th. look it up.

I like turtles...

My god, you're right!

So my roommate came home with this zucchini as if it were completely normal...(banana for scale)