
The company is shitty but

When my newborn has been crying for three straight hours and I start to get desperate to soothe him

When my one-year-old and another baby see each other in public

MRW when the sleazy salesman tries to tell me that I won't be able to tell the difference between a memory implant and a real Mars vacation.

Bell's Palsy

When my brother and I are on our way to Taco Bell and my wife reminds us that it gives us horrible diarrhea.

Cakeday!

I haven't slept in days please help

This is Chica
Shopping for a new love seat

MRW when I finally have a semi-successful post and the first comment points out a redundancy in the title.