
Just stand still.... just stand still... damn, I gotta pee...

Ignore. 12 Differences Key for In And Out Game

That's right - you keep yer germs on your side on I'll keep my germs on mine. Now kiss goodbye and go inside.

Oh Lego, You So Sneaky!!

Feel free to sing along

too soon?

And Now, A Special Message From Bill

May the FAO Schwarz Be With You

When you cant find any TP in your town and your buddy sends a couple rolls in the mail

Rodger, Rodger

Good luck and may the force be with you

Uber cool Bell Star XP Racing Helmet - Rare black version with dual eye openings. Circa 1970's

♫ If you wanna find all the cops they're hangin' outside the donut shops saying no waaay oh! no waaay oh! Quarantine like 'muricans ♪

[ bottles clinking against bottles intensifies ]

Merry Happy from a crusty 'ol slice of the imgur 3% age demographic

This light saber originally belonged to Anachronism Skywalker

My apologies if I missed your name or the name of your favorite entertainer. Please feel free to add it in the comments

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Grow your own upvotes by upvote seeding - The 10th thing the I've favorited

This just in - Florida man was about to go Sonic on his kid

Here's the sign that the tool you were using for digging is sharper than you, but you're a bigger tool.

Halp me Obi-Wan

Happy Valentine's Day! Touch someone's heart today, not their respiratory system

When the missile you launched accidentally hits one of your own cities...

The officer on the right? His colleagues say he's a stand-up guy, but his subordinates say he can be a real dick.

The Diceman cometh

When I look at at the Billboard Alternative chart and see Africa at #1

The alley behind Hank Hill's house is lookin' like a pretty lonesome place these days.

'Tis the winter of my discontent

Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

Everybody poops, everybody pees, everybody laughs when Nick Cage gets stung by bees.

When you're going to be offline for a couple of days so you post about Star Wars Day and Cinco De Mayo with a single post

Hmmm.. maybe they should have double checked the source before canning Matt

Florida Man, you never disappoint me

O J Simpson out on parole

Oh, look - seat covers for Imgurians

Maybe it's a scale for measuring stars

I feel this pup should be named Smuggy

How's the air up there? No, it's not from The Onion. (well, maybe from eating onions...)

"We're in the HUNDRED ACRE WOOD, Piglet. That's a one followed by two zeros" said Winnie The Flu.

Give it up for April 25th - the perfect date

When life gives you thicc watermelons, pickle them

Meanwhile, down on the farm...

Not all heroes wear capes

So adorable and she's even got her father's eyes

Nice Try, Fargo PD

Yup

Thanks, Dad.

Oh Bill, you're such a smooth talking sweetie

Who's a comfy good boy?

You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like

It's too quiet when you're gone. Don't hate on me for being lonely and wanting a little entertainment in my life.

The Bass Ackwards by G H Bass Shoes

It was Colonel Mustard at the ice rink with a lead pipe

* Bombsled

It would be cool if they did

What's the difference between a lawn mower and bagpipes? You can tune a lawn mower.