TotalSmartAss

470756 pts · July 4, 2011


"Kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight" ~ Bruce Cockburn My favorite simple pleasure is voting things up to 100, 200, 300.. 1000.. you get it. One day it happened like 7 or 8 times. Best day ever. W00T! I got to upvote a post to 10k http://i.imgur.com/Op55cmx.png Ooh, a thousand. Happy Turkey Day http://i.imgur.com/UrXIVNM.jpg I got to upvote a big one on reddit http://i.imgur.com/s0A2zbJ.png https://i.imgur.com/HyRmhiO.png WOW 6 k. Never had a 6k before https://i.imgur.com/PYwv5A5.png Hay you horses, I got a 6,600 pointer! https://i.imgur.com/arEmiWz.jpg 2020 Update - still a favorite thing to be able to do. Keep up with the great posts and coments. I'll keep upvoting you for your efforts. PS Fck Covid-19! Bagged a 3200 - first biggie of 2020. Kool Ketamine story. https://i.imgur.com/rbqxPiS.jpg

Just stand still.... just stand still... damn, I gotta pee...

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Ignore. 12 Differences Key for In And Out Game

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That's right - you keep yer germs on your side on I'll keep my germs on mine. Now kiss goodbye and go inside.

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Oh Lego, You So Sneaky!!

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Feel free to sing along

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too soon?

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And Now, A Special Message From Bill

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May the FAO Schwarz Be With You

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When you cant find any TP in your town and your buddy sends a couple rolls in the mail

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Rodger, Rodger

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Good luck and may the force be with you

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Uber cool Bell Star XP Racing Helmet - Rare black version with dual eye openings. Circa 1970's

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♫ If you wanna find all the cops they're hangin' outside the donut shops saying no waaay oh!  no waaay oh! Quarantine  like 'muricans ♪

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[ bottles clinking against bottles intensifies ]

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Merry Happy from a crusty 'ol slice of the imgur 3% age demographic

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This light saber originally belonged to Anachronism Skywalker

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My apologies if I missed your name or the name of your favorite entertainer. Please feel free to add it in the comments

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Winner winner chicken dinner!

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Grow your own upvotes by upvote seeding  - The 10th thing  the I've favorited

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This just in - Florida man was about to go Sonic on his kid

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Here's the sign that the tool you were using for digging is sharper than you, but you're a bigger tool. 

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Halp me Obi-Wan

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Happy Valentine's Day! Touch someone's heart today, not their respiratory system

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When the missile you launched accidentally hits one of your own cities...

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The officer on the right? His colleagues say he's a stand-up guy, but his subordinates say he can be a real dick. 

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The Diceman cometh

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When I look at at the Billboard Alternative chart and see Africa at #1

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The alley behind Hank Hill's house is lookin' like a pretty lonesome place these days.

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'Tis the winter of my discontent

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Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

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Everybody poops, everybody pees, everybody laughs when Nick Cage gets stung by bees. 

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When you're going to be offline for a couple of days so you  post about Star Wars Day and Cinco De Mayo with a single post

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Hmmm.. maybe they should have double checked the source before canning Matt

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Florida Man, you never disappoint me

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O J Simpson out on parole

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Oh, look - seat covers for Imgurians

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Maybe it's a scale for measuring stars

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I feel this pup should be named Smuggy

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How's the air up there? No, it's not from The Onion. (well, maybe from eating onions...)

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"We're in the HUNDRED ACRE WOOD, Piglet. That's a one followed by two zeros" said Winnie The Flu.

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Give it up for April 25th - the perfect date

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When life gives you thicc watermelons, pickle them

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Meanwhile, down on the farm...

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Not all heroes wear capes

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So adorable and she's even got her father's eyes

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Nice Try, Fargo PD

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Yup

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Thanks, Dad.

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Oh Bill, you're such a smooth talking sweetie

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Who's a comfy good boy?

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You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like

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It's too quiet when you're gone. Don't hate on me for being lonely and wanting a little entertainment in my life. 

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The Bass Ackwards by G H Bass Shoes

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It was Colonel Mustard at the ice rink with a lead pipe

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* Bombsled

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It would be cool if they did

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What's the difference between a lawn mower and  bagpipes? You can tune a lawn mower.

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