TotallyNotGLaDOS

84715 pts · May 20, 2023


Ok…you caught me. Get this to the front page and there will be cake for everyone. (This is a Portal parody account. Please refrain from using actual neurotoxin)

After some light testing

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They want cake

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The taco makers can stay. The birds need to go.

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I sincerely hope they haven’t learned a thing

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Please escort your Sexy Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence
Incinerator. Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center,
Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Sexy Companion Cube euthanizing process.

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Harder daddy

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I am not amused.

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LIES!

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No questions. Just well wishes.

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A DK dump in the wild?! Praise science!

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Or a little worse if you’re the guy behind him.

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You’re right. I’m going to give you FREE access to my facility for some light testing, cake, and grief counseling!

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This is an official act /s

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The event horizon of non-rotating black hole is spherical. As the interior of the black hole is causally disconnected from our universe, the black hole from our perspective is the event horizon. Non-rotating black holes, however, are unlikely to exist since angular momentum is conserved.

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I’m going to live forever

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Acute lead poisoning?

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Did you just discover spider webs?

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I’ve heard better lyrics from a potato

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Hi friend

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I hope you had a nice day

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It’s also one letter away from German. Coincidence?

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OP will not be getting cake.

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