TyrannusEquus

12809 pts ยท September 2, 2015


I like dinosaurs

#1 I have been with my horse for years. I don't trust him to handle a plastic bag on a windy day.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started with more familiar meats that I knew I liked. Now it's easy to get me to try it. I like it very fresh so the fries are still crisp

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a picky eater and I tried it. It's good, damn good.

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's DnD. One of the big jokes centers around rolling charisma checks to seduce the dragon instead of fighting them.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dragon rolled a 20 on me too

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is. Fucking cool. I love Jurassic Park but my bird likes to curse a lot for a wedding.

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe we arm just one more brutal warlord it will work this time

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A chicken would eat my finger if it got the chance. I have lots of them, they would not hesitate they would devour any thing they could.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Valid to eat fingers

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was pretending to sleep my father would bunch up my clothing and carry me like a suitcase. I thought it was the height of comedy at the time. Good times!

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My dad stuffed our mailbox full of fireworks, just to see if we could blow it up. Not with what we had, apparently. But it was still fun and mom was also not happy.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She can win me over pretty easily. "Want to meet my crow?" If a crow likes you, I will like you.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Free your mind and your ass will follow

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dude. everything you typed has lead me to believe you're wearing a fedora with a T-shirt unironically.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won't let you forget me

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the appeal is you tie them to the headboard through the ring. Assuming they become a wild animal in bed.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything is business as usual for you? Have you noticed he deployed troops into the US? That is not normal. We can bet things are not going to be normal.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We saw the same video. The empty stands, the squeaky tank. Your orange calf looking un happy. The soldiers marching out of time.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You going to put it past him? Trust him enough not to use it?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The draft is still a thing. You can get voluntold. And if you can't get a bone spur diagnosis, it's a crime to dodge the draft.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bro the military didn't even want to be at his lame ass birthday parade. Fuck off

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sweet!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well stack them all together. A great find for future archaeologists.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id like to meet andrew tate in the woods. Id let him understand why they pick the bear. He'd wish it was a bear.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bros, try a toasted PBJ and bacon. But use pepper jelly. It's fantastic.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly that is not a bad wish. If all the bats, Ive seen them enjoy contact the most. I also want to pet one and give it some fruit.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bitchin'!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair to the artist, they did draw in his neckgina

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah dude, I also loved going to the movies with my father. Miss him too.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, my parents were Christians and yet I'm still circumcised? None of this shit makes sense.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0