Ultracrepidarianmonkey

2900 pts ยท November 21, 2015


If money were no object I would love to this is as a job in the 5-10 years right before I retire. It might restore my faith in humanity

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All that work and she still a butter face

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a slice of frosted cake. You put it on the lid and cover it so the frosting doesn't end up on your container and not your cake.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His most recent post don't ring true of him at all. Either someone else is typing them or ChatGPT is. They are too coherent and concise.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Galloway gets it!

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I need her shirt!!!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the teachers have to try and use "weapons" to defend their students and themselves.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nmw1MGluYTFycWc3eWlvMXh1YnRmdDRnM2VidWN0N2FsanF2NHprYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sw7KSBKL3yme4/200w.webp.
Fitting that this gif also looks like the wanted poster for Ted K, but truly, dude didn't even go there. He was accepted but went to Harvard instead. Just more orange blob bullshit

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly right! If there was a list that shit doesn't exist ANYMORE.
Or will be "found" later with not a single repub name on it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are some neighborhoods like the first one in my town but they are done so badly because they didn't leave really any room for anyone who visits to park in front of your house. They can't park in the ally either, so if you want to discourage anyone from ever coming to your place, well then it's a great neighborhood.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Is there a slide to get down, cause if not, then I'm out.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's like every good hype man

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the response. Guess I trust Florida and puppies less than this guy does just in general ๐Ÿ˜„

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit question though, it's Florida and they were on a walk near water, why was that dog not on a leash. As much as I want to trust my dog and teach them to walk off leash, I'm also responsible for them and know that when instinct kicks in, a leash can save their life.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The singing bit seems kinda ineffective.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really liking your posts. That is all :)

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This should be the counter-movement to MAGA.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 pretty sure that I learned on a podcast that, that banger was written/performed by like a 14 year old kid and he was never paid a dime for it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really liked spaghettios as a tween and it was an easy summer lunch I could make for myself. Got some for my kids, for the summer, decided to try a can myself for nostalgia....yikes it was nasty. Nothing like i remember and I don't think it's just taste bud evolution.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No shit, the collar on that shirt is working harder than it should have to!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Sausage King!!!!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Proud of you Boise!!!!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right but someone should put the sound bite that he loves to "perform" for crowds of the trans weightlifter who can't lift the weight over this to show he's no better than the people he makes fun of.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0