Dad who said he didn't want a dog:

I feel so safe

I always assume they're lying

A friend asked me for a rough map of my DnD campaign area and he made it beautiful.

It wasn't a sudden realization.

The modern equivalent of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Anyone else experience this?

Trust me there were plenty of red flags before I went.

What's even the point?

Real Monday Hours

WELP.

He was dead serious...

God has abandoned us.

Chill with the expressions guys

Genuine curiosity

Ok Duolingo you don't have to rub it in.

Truly inspiring.

pff as if he needs to be MORE handsome.

Is this a problem?

Who can guess what these google reviews are for?

Comparing then to now

I figured some people needed to see this

This is not a dump.

Cosmic Sugar

Indeed it does

I feel so powerless

no direction

My heart hurts

Lightweight

It feels like giant weights were lifted off my shoulders.

halp

I ain't gud enough for this

It did so much to shape how I grew up.

It was even her phone number!

My word, am I thankful.

one i made

I got a life-changing job!

at least it wasn't some fat guy

I found my twin brother hiding in the garage

I believe it is called Schadenfreude.

I need to vent. I'm at the end of my rope. Please tell me I'm not crazy for feeling this.

Enough people seem interested. Here it is. Get ready for a long read.