
Pains of being from a small Republican town.

It's my cake day, so here's a Bentley in the ditch outside of my house.

Not sorry for the repost.

If you park like this you're an asshole

The way my wife can fold a fitted sheet

These instructions...

Organizing the garage. I found 5, that's right 5, 10mm sockets!

Lawn geray

To the moon!!

The only political sign we can all agree on
Murphy being Murphy for national puppy day

I don't "think" the "NYPD" understands how to use "quotation marks"

Have some Kramer memes for my cakeday

The way these posts lined up

Someone's pouting

Murphy!

Gotta get a buzz before you talk to teachers

What I look at daily

I love cocaine

It keeps getting better

16% you say...

Folders you say??

I couldn't find the attack helicopter bathroom

Meanwhile in America my doctor glanced at me from across the waiting room and charged me $1000.

How I feel every time I try beginners' yoga

Seems legit...

Murphy adjusting to his new home

Am I the only one?

Tacos are for everyday

It's my cakeday so here is one of my favorite comics

Just a small selfie break

I love bacon

Go time!

We made a thing! (O.C.)

Give me your best titles, Imgur!

I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.

Wife and I started our patio and pergola last weekend.

Florida Man made it on Jeopardy the other night

Title goes here

My sister is a champ

Who needs a sports bar?

That is quite the news story!

Look at this plate
RIP Dad

i got to house/pet sot for some friends

Am I beautiful yet?

It's finally happened!

She's so vicious

Spotted this sexy beast in Houston today

Vicious pibble

MFW I get called out for trying to blend in with the zombies

Brings back memories

Muscle Car Monday

Much needed refreshment

Is this anything like Moosen?

Do I have something in my teeth?