
First Successful Spike

Blatantly leaving an extremely offensive comment on a post for absolutely no good reason and checking up on it later.

MRW a homeless girl told me I was an asshole for only giving her $1.

Seahawks fan's while browsing the internet after the Superbowl.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

Life.

When your girlfriend wants to partake in sports with you.

When you wake up and you already know you're late.

When the mushrooms haven't hit you yet.

MRW people at my high school reunion hear I graduated from law school and tell me "glad to see you got your shit together."

My girlfriend's reaction when she thinks she won an argument, but no.

Meeting eyes with a cute girl at a party.

MRW I used my remote controlled truck for the first time.

Recently I received a spam text and I responded appropriately. To my surprise, they responded too.

When you take too many mushrooms and you feel like you're melting into the environment and all you can do is...

How I feel when I make an unpopular comment on imgur.

The first time you had a teacher tell you "I don't know, can you?" when you asked to use the bathroom.

When a friend forces you to watch a "funny video" that is over 5 min long.

Some people are taught to be evil and some people feel like they need to be evil. Then there is me. I was just born evil.

When you think you're going to get first comment on a front page post.

Ferguson be like....

A guy I didn't really know came to my house, once. The first thing he ever did in my house was show me Kids in a Sandbox.....

Have you ever excessively over drank and ate Taco Bell, in one sitting?

Someone gave me mushrooms called penis envy at 5 am and

My ass after a night of heavy drinking and taco bell.

When the girl you're trying to bone thinks she's hilarious.