Trump's "Let them eat cake" moment
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One of my employees gave this to me for Christmas. Is this good or bad?
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Bone Spurs Doesn't Realize that WW2 Did Not End with VE Day. SMH
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It's only luck, but still it's once in a lifetime, and I'll take it.
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Basketball games would have lower scores with celebrations like this after every point.
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Utah may have bad drivers, but at least we start 'em young
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This is Skipper. He's rarely cuddly. Tonight I sat down to read a book and he snuggled up with his paw on my leg as a pillow and went to sleep. I am so happy.
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Happy Birthday, Baby Cheeses
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This shirt lied to me. 15 years ago, heart attack at 41. My ex-employer's insurance benefits expired the day before. Scary day.
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Saw a pic, stole it, sharing it. Now you're an accomplice for receiving stolen property.
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I've finally graduated from Dad U. I'm holding the flashlight for my son as he works on his car. The tables have turned.
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Just a reminder that with the colder weather, you should check the air pressure in your Russian T-72AV tank decoy.
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Hair holidays from Utah, Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and autocorrect
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WW2 military hardware at a "Colonial Days" celebration yesterday
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Maybe...maybe I WON'T ride today, after all...
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About to re-enact a scene from Return of the King, but I am lacking a singing hobbit.
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Pond. James Pond.
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The best smell in the WORLD
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Catnapping lap napping, unable to move, cannot open presents, halp
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We're getting our roof replaced tomorrow, and some jerk parked their Cyber Truck in our driveway. :(
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Yeah, baby! Let's get this paté started!
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If I close my eyes and don't think about it, I can tolerate finger grapes JUST fine.
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Age test: Three brothers. What's the name of the third brother?
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If you are stressed this morning, join me in a bowl of consequences-be-damned self care.
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Less than a week into pickup ownership, and already having horrible, primal thoughts
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I challenge ANYONE to share a better recognition/awards program than my employer's
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I like my team chat's Google Conversation Summary, but sometimes it makes me giggle.
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Barbie table. $25 OBO. No low balling, I know what I've got.
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Shhhhh. Tablet is sleeping.
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Me watching General Conference on April Fool's Day
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Never heard baby Jesus called a "kid" before. No charge for the red circle; you're welcome.
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Got exactly 69 drinks out of this container. Nice.
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Y'all ever see "The Dark Crystal"?
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Because life is too darn short for substandard Mini Wheats.
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Uninstall TikTok while you can.
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The US National Park Service's bear safety advice is spot on.
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I tried to put mustard on my corn dog in a cool pattern, but instead accidentally summoned a demon.
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Not a drag queen...
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When you’re getting over a cold so you mute yourself during a work call to hide your sniffs and coughs but Google Meet still tries to help
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Lookie what I remembered to drink!
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My mouth is happy, but very very confused.
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Had to bring my favorite cat, ever, home from the vet, but as ashes in a cedar box. Her name was Skitty.
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Our scrotum harvest is coming along nicely this year.
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Lost a good friend today, my favorite cat ever. Be happy across the Rainbow Bridge, Skitty.
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Please try to keep them fresh.
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An old game. My family is now grown. But nobody will fess up to making this masterpiece years ago.
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Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there--bio, adoptive, step, surrogate, whatever kind. Pat yourselves on the back, then pat your one-pack, then lean your well-earned recliner all the way back.
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The meeting with our Ukrainian developers was cancelled this morning. :/
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Political posts on Facebook are now my litmus test for friends
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When your motorbike cover turns into a hospital gown overnight. With a winter storm on the way.
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Sadness is buying a bday cake on Saturday then finding out Sunday it's an ice cream cake.
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Holy Shazbot. What's more scary than found documents? Empty folders.
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You'd think I'd have it figured out by now...
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." —Napoleon
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For some reason, this birthday I can't stop thinking of Sammy Hagar.
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I have lost—and gained—many friends from this.
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Popularity of the name "Jolene" following Dolly Parton's release of the namesake song
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Shinkansen? More like SINKansen, amiright?!?
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Buckle up, buttercups! We're about to take a magic carpet ride!
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When liberty crumbles, be the rebar
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