Fifth generation Floridan. Married to beautiful, smart woman and have a twelve year old. Recently left long employment in hospital administration. Had to break free. Searching for purpose bigger than me.
Fifth generation Floridan. Married to beautiful, smart woman and have a twelve year old. Recently left long employment in hospital administration. Had to break free. Searching for purpose bigger than me.
He looks like hes actually thinking those things in that very photo
Some sort of hooved high five shenanigans
Hongree. Could find no swamp apples.
I havent seen anyone flip the bird with both twig AND BERRIES since about ‘85. KKKlassikkk moves from KKKlassy dudes Screw that flag all those people & all their meemaws & peepaws that believed that one human could own another. Vote this sh*t back to the hollers they crawled out of
Osmosis, yes. I’ve had regular brined turkeys, but somehow the pickle juice made it NEXXT level. Flavor was full-color spectrum!
My brother in law used pickle juice to inject turkey. Did not taste at all like pickles, but it was the only turkey I’ve ever liked as well. It was the juiciest thing ever
I will LMAO at 3rd gear fart until the day I die
Thanks for reminding me of that song. It is a great one
Big Ape ‘24 gon be LIT!
I’ve never had much appreciation for old cars, but this one is absolutely stunning. Well done.
This sounds like the cacophony of frogs behind my house after heavy rains. Eerily so.
What if you accidentally sat on 34 Army men while naked and they are lined up in your lower bowel next to a gerbil you sent in, because no man gets left behind ?
Sky raisins in that dough….
My cock is always up before me, too
I see new opportunity here - Uber Medical
Metal AF.
Burn your bed and move
Serious question I don’t have the bandwidth to think about RN: why do so many Cuban-Americans and Latinos vote hardline republican?
I told y’all it was closin time. You made me the sparkly daisy cutter
Congrats!
Party Fowl
French cleats +1
It’s gonna be a long, hard childhood for this poor kid. Maybe she’ll get adopted by some nice widow from Somalia and have a semblance of life
Leo parkour
That dudes testicles better be taped up to his belt. If not there is a Part 2 out there somewhere with him hanging brain.