binarycortex

3987 pts ยท March 8, 2011


It was Arizona, and we don't get temps that low. Combine that with our pipes coming in to the house from outside and multiply that by 7+ million houses, and you get roto rooter having to buy from the plumbing stores and buying out their stock.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And for that trauma reminder, you just lost the game.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Holy crap, I was using mobile data!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need to learn this still.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M R NOT

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

According to the instruments, and rate of descent, the plane crashed before it was fully upside down.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bird leaf, yes, many uses.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can live with that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG! I just rated one of these while using stable horde! Awesome!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never heard the term south mouth before. Well met internet stranger.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I postulate that further instructions were embedded within the original message. "While your feet are stomping. And the jam is pumping." Henceforth, whenst thy feet cease to stomp and/or the jam no longer pumps shall we pump the jam no farther up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I came here to say exactly this. Take your upvote.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roomba + landmine = boomba

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

? "This girl is on fire!" ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds inconvenient. Also while y'all are freezing...I'm in shorts and a t-shirt.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that those are not his hands playing the flute.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone please fix this so it's Hulk Hogan?!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came here to say this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also it was not going vertically, made several turns, and it was moving faster than anything I have ever seen...including missile launches.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the article I found, which had CNN as the source, said that there was going to be a hypersonic missile test that day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a resident of Arizona I must ask...what is daylight savings time? If I change my clock it's going to be off an hour?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Incorrect. It is car chases, not action movies.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 at least he found it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shyly spryly tryst by my crypt.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing God's work.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are IT nerds, they legitimately didn't get it.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Technically, but were he a normal human he would not have.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ripped apart by the queen.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What he failed to realize is that only the smart people are choosing not to have kids. Which means that in a few generations, say 500 years

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1