It might stop them growing up to, say, play their music at excessive volumes in a shared house.
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I'm curious: what nationalities do we have on Imgur other than American?
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This is a global site, Americans. Try to calm down on the presumptions that everyone you talk to is the same as you. We all live quite happily with our own football and politics and health issues.
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Football fans, unite!
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Pretend I put something funny and charming here.
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Stare at the toe-point for 30 seconds, then look at a wall. You should see an image of Michael Flatley's smug face.
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Feck the English!
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Stamping on the ground over and over again for a few hours every week.
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I'm generally a very angry and aggressive person in public, because people piss me off. This is a huge success to me.
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Sorry to disappoint all ye who like making butt jokes to me.
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Sister Mary Clarence knew what's up. Wish the other students on my course did too.
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Today I smell of a cake shop.
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I have a forever-human, and that makes me very happy to remember.
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If you are in a lecture, shut your trap and listen to the material. Otherwise, leave the room. I want to learn about this crap, and don't give two shits if you think Zac Efron looks good in shorts. This has been an internal scream from buttbug.
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MRW as the only Irish girl in a kitchen full of English people, I hear someone say 'potato famine'.
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When St James' Park is still applauding in the 17th minute for the two fans in the Malaysia accident, and you want to join in.
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Dear Imgur: can we play boardgames, please?
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Imgur teaching us how to walk oddly.
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I'm off to work and gym. Have a kitten.
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Went to make an unpopular penguin, and one of my old ones was the 'popular creation' used as the template. How thrilling.
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My desktop background. Admire and move on.
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A message that made me laugh so hard I wheezed. Feckin' wheezed, people.
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Space and Space-Related Wallpapers
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Neil Reynolds on the Superbowl: They also have fireworks too, and I like fireworks. SkySports punditry, ladies and gentlemen.
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We get it: vaccinate the children. The anti-vaxxers aren't surfing usersub though.
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TIL some people have never spoken to a black person. The lack of diversity in some countries startles me.
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MFW mid-fuck my boyfriend's hand accidentally touches the poop-ring during grab-arse.
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MRW I have a fever, migraine and weak legs because of lack of food, and no one's home to help. All that's in my room is coke. Guess this is the end then.
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MRW when someone says having strong Maths skills isn't important.
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2.5 year anniversary of the day I planned to off myself, and I feel happy.
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Sometimes I forget I'm semi-gay.
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Why you should have a go at Irish dancing, if you haven't already.
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Humans love animals, but forget to love humans and it's sickening.
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Ched Evans' lawyers have submitted new evidence that might prove his innocence. If he really is innocent, I hope the woman who falsely accused him of rape can never be employed again.
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MRW people complain they don't have enough points to tag. Who the eff doesn't have 400 points?
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MRW I suddenly get a couple dozen replies over a few minutes. I thought that post was going to die in Usersub, and now everyone knows about my orgasm.
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MRW I hear someone call my lecturer a twat, loudly, in the library entrance ten minutes after a difficult exam. Feckin' preach it.
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MRW the funeral for someone I knew was today, but I'm 200 miles away and had to sit an exam. I just want to curl up and hide right now.
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Title.
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People posting Facebook photos from Saturday night looking like this.
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So many posts calling the Superbowl crap compared to X, Y, and Z geeky hobby.
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Essex, UK, ladies and gentlemen.
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I've never found myself more aggressive on or around lava time, and neither have my female friends.
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Some of my favourite pieces from 'Badly Drawn Footballers'
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Someone at the BBC was feeling melodramatic about the Greek election results today. This was their headline picture for the story.
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This is apparently an unpopular opinion around here. Who knew?
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1993's finest bit of Comedy Christian Musical cinematography.
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MRW all of LadBible's 'Afternoon Ladness' photos are things I've seen on here the day before.
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I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB.
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MRW I find out there's a homeless-looking man who masturbates behind our back gate on Friday evenings, and all he'll accept to go away is a 20 pack of Stella.
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When you ask for no lettuce but they give you no sauce in your burger instead.
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How it feels in that last final pull to get my arse out of a pair of tight jeans.
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After a long month apart from my boyfriend, I'm about to go get me some lovin'. See you in a few days!
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When you're trying to shop for a new kazoo but your jam plays over the shop radio.
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For anyone feeling nostalgic over 00's school discos, have some sing-along links:
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Because this is the internet and I can say hello whenever the fuck I please.
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MRW the shop's manager starts chewing out an employee right in front of me.
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MRW I find out someone I know browses imgur.
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Is it pronounced Amish? Or Aaaamish?
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