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Asked my offspring to draw Sasha Brause

I work from home and my coworker is always asleep on the job.

Lost my little black cloud yesterday. I feel like I can't breathe without her. She was an endless fountain of calm energy that I'd frequent every chance I got.

Poop

Oh Canada.

Mmm... Forbidden pumpkin.

Or the percentage of cape wearing heroes is so infinitesimal, it could be considered zero.

Am I the only one that wants to eat scrabble pieces like chips?
Everyone say bye!
BEANS.

Our bearded dragon passed away today. Lizards are not the cuddliest looking animals but I'm here to tell you they have wonderful personalities.

Lost my dog Moose today

This is, and any variation, is literally the stupidest thing you can possibly do off the face-off. Thank you.
So seepy.

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough.

My beautiful Pickling Cucumbers for #greenthumb

Heard the news from Italy over here in Canada!

Stop everything and upvote this cactus!
So proud I finally made some thick toum!

Yep.

My cousin takes absolutely amazing photos for NO reason. Something possesses her and she MUST shoot. The friends she travels with think she's insane when she suddenly stops and starts snapping. This one done with an IO10! AMAZING!

Typed in the search "ugly baby animals". I think these guys look just fine.

Irony.

This is Sheryl Crow, my work cactus. She's a bit of a celebrity and people love to pet her. Sometimes she hangs out with other people while I'm on vacation.

Blow.

The Most Interesting Baby in the World

Jesus christ Ash! This is a children's show!

Or you know... You could just... Fucking draw.

Our new little kitten Stanley. Stanley was born deaf and can't hear a damn thing. Makes him off balance all the time too so he gets all stumbly.

Anytime someone says, "Piece of cake..."

Just paying some back taxes

Watching

The world is doomed (eventually), and were worried about who said 'Rising Crust' first, and how to plagiarize it.

This was on the wall at my local wing joint

Or you could just... You know... Fucking draw.

I took a quick picture of these cute tomato frogs to show my fiancée. Turned out to be some National Geographic shit.

Set up a fort for my daughter. Come down to find it has been captured.

I always thought there should be an anamatronic film made of Star Fox done in this style
"I like a nice even coat of baby turtles" - The guy probably.

Got some free clothes for my daughter and this was in it... I don't even...
Charlie.

I was being a jerk and my better half got fed up with my shit. Come back to find this.

Best receipt ever from my favorite butchery

My fiancé said my Pheebee would never make the front page

Canada celebrating a long lasting friendship.

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

MRW I'm full of helium and suspended by my clam hammer.

For my Cake day... Here's a squirrel that decided to hang out with us.

With October upon us I just wanted to remind people to be kind to our friends black cats. Every October I have to keep my cat in for fear of delinquents doing unthinkable things to her.

Does Imgur like bearded dragons?

Closing up shop at midnight in my warehouse. Thomas gets half his salary paid by the March of Dimes because he is mentally challenged. He's the only person that ever decides to stay to help me close up at night.

I live in Canada.

When you have a fun weekend planned and it's suddenly Monday.

This is the scene on my doorstep right now

I love my small human.

A post recommended this game. More times than I'm willing to admit...

He's not allowed on the bed, but it's his birthday today :)