
Is this cat showing me its butthole?

What did you call me?

Happy Halloween from this sassy skeleton

A late night dump

Before a storm

Here’s some contraband

Vegetarian Tostadas. First time making this ATK recipe. Came out better than I expected!

I like to share this bottle with friends when they come over because I don’t like bourbon. I was lucky enough to get this a few years back.

My friend’s cat Waffle is trying to steal my bag. It looks better on her so I get it.

Just a good boi in action

I went to a taco festival this weekend and this man is living the lifestyle I wish to live

Moved into a new apartment after 7 years in a much smaller place. Finally have enough space to keep the whole gang out ??

Waiting for an oil change dump

Sometimes I see opportunities to take a picture and this was one of them. Just proud of how this turned out.

I wish I was this happy being stuck in traffic

Here, you throw this away…

I was on a hike today and came upon this. I was curious what would happen if I put a fourth rock here, but didn’t want to summon something from this pit.

A little break from the constant hours I’ve put into Zelda

Small acts of kindness are what make the world a better place

I think this is best rainbow I’ve ever seen.

She thinks she’s helping. Ten minutes later she’s on break.

Honey, make sure you get the NICE cookie car. We want to make a good impression.

Obviously

Risked getting hit to take this photo

I’ve been bamboozled, again

Beer. That’s it, just beer.

Just a breakfast sandwich

“Pastime Paradise” a song from Stevie Wonder’s iconic; Songs in the Key of Life record. This song was clearly the “inspiration” for Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise. I’m not not sure why this song has never been spoken about.

Happy Holidays folks!

Forgot I had this from college. Guess I’m going to jail.

My buddy’s koi pond. I told him I’m going to just live here if that’s cool.

My secret Santa coming through! Thank you!! :] @poshraven

Stock photo

Just some of my concert tickets. I’ve really missed live music/comedy since COVID hit. Can’t wait to support live entertainment again. ??

Any love for this dynamic duo on Super Hero day

When Halloween is this weekend and all of your funny costume ideas aren’t funny anymore because 2020 was a dumpster fire...

Thank you secret Santa!! This is so incredibly generous and nice of you. Idk who you are but seriously, thank you!

I thought buddy’s dog looked like an Elden Ring boss with her frisbee on her head.

When the boys say, “C’mon just one more game”.

We were supposed to be watching our friends dog this weekend, but this chunky little bear showed up instead

The most delicious rolls I’ve ever eaten in my life

I have a very limited amount of desk, but it’s MY limited space :]

Thank you secret Santa! Whoever you are. This is so cool! I’ve never heard of this and can’t wait to play it this weekend. \m/

Tried ringing this and a copy of myself showed up from an ethereal blob on the ground.

I love RPG

Made some wings tonight for the first time. I don’t think I’ll ever get take out wings again.

Someone in my complex had a wild night last night

I came across this crime against humanity in a random bathroom on my travels for work. Now this image can haunt your dreams, too.

Secret Santa crushed it this year! This community is amazing. Thanks @origamishark \m/

Pulled Pork

This was like this when I came into work. Melon for scale.

Went to my in-laws annual perogi day. There are two more tables like this.

A crime was committed here

Made smash burgers tonight
Fuck the system

The sadness. Watching spoiled dogs

Breakfast Fried Rice

Cornered by this psychopath

Stickers coming to a bathroom stall near you