flickerdart

357579 pts ยท February 23, 2013


Why yes, I am fun at parties.

People die of exposure!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Image has too few pixels due to collapsing economy after Brexit. Please send pixels.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There's about 100 spells called "Bigby's _____ Hand" that just create a giant flying hand for one specific purpose.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No, it's just how men's fashion developed over time. Pocket squares used to be kept up the sleeve with a bit sticking out. Then they moved.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Carry one in your breast pocket, and one up your sleeve.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

The Internet has people who are not from America on it.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Eh, it's not OC and it didn't even make front page the first time, I don't feel bad if someone else finds something I found and posts it too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those two separate measurements?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tl'dr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, fingered my prick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get out of here Stalker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 poisoned cursed flaming crossbows of smiting

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Usenet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went into a Country Style once, they asked me "Would you like some timbi- er, I mean, Country Bits?"

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I used to be in that line of work until the sanctions, and suddenly all the business dried up. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's 28,921 calories of Big Macs, the same energy as 0.93 gallons (3.5 L). That's enough energy to take your Ferrari 13.95 miles (22 km).

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Cost of a basic Ferrari is 180k, meaning you'd need to spend $246.47 on food every day for 2 years to match the price. That's 51 Big Macs.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

When they came to TCAF, I got a Death card from them. It says "Fallen Tree Branch." I keep it in my wallet just in case it does happen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Order them online.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Rosie isn't unlocked yet?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm lit right now, but it's not by lightning

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The clock is my favourite part.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aren't you glad it's not a gif?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Faith an' bedorrah, laddie!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone changes at St. George, if you change at Spadina going eastbound you can get a better seat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many money do you need

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We fucked you guys up in '45 and we can do it again, comrade.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God save the Queen and all that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just wait until one of them gets a job as a nuclear plant safety inspector and fucks up so bad the entire country's population turns yellow.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0