grootaccess

16659 pts ยท September 9, 2014


Immune to kryptonite... probably.

Well he never said he was an ornithologist...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So... Mass matters, really.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump makes me think of worm Jerry from Rick and Morty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confirmed older male, said "ayup."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are his "feet" (for lack of a better word) bioluminescent?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the dad.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For the upcoming computer scientists: FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all recognition. PEBKAC = Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only the rating said something useful, like "R: For strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity."

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

The force is mass times acceleration...

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

My teacher gave me a 0 on an assignment because I was "supposed to paint a whale, not a manatee." It was a whale... :-(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's about 48k a year, which is below the average household income (51k).

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No, it's Weird Al's.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is depressingly accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's not mine... Did a 6th imgurian get married and not invite the rest of us?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Does that mean it's mine? She does like glitter and brisket...

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

There once was a man from Nabras'. His balls were made out of brass. In stormy weather they clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stupid phone... *Fed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other way around. Blood is sent out from the heart through arteries and feed back through veins.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whether or not you agree with Bernie Sanders politics, he's nowhere near as terrifying as the idea of Hillary or Trump becoming POTUS.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

But it is.... You just need to make sure the vegans you feed the cat aren't too malnourished.

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 3

Found the Chinese restaurant owner.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 4

I don't think Ammon deserves it's own place so I'm putting it here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lactase*

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I work at a nuclear waste clean up facility... We too use kitty litter for liquids.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only place with nucleation sites is the bottom center of the glass, maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 6

Read that in professor Farnsworth's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love when an animals name fits perfectly like this. Reminds me of Scuba the cat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thanks man. -_- Claiming someone else's work as your own is plagiarism - how hard is it to give credit to the creator?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, this is a repost of my post. Rude.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Aftermlems is my new favorite word.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2