16659 pts ยท September 9, 2014
Immune to kryptonite... probably.
Well he never said he was an ornithologist...
So... Mass matters, really.
Trump makes me think of worm Jerry from Rick and Morty.
Confirmed older male, said "ayup."
Are his "feet" (for lack of a better word) bioluminescent?
Found the dad.
For the upcoming computer scientists: FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all recognition. PEBKAC = Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
If only the rating said something useful, like "R: For strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity."
The force is mass times acceleration...
My teacher gave me a 0 on an assignment because I was "supposed to paint a whale, not a manatee." It was a whale... :-(
That's about 48k a year, which is below the average household income (51k).
No, it's Weird Al's.
This is depressingly accurate.
Yep, it's not mine... Did a 6th imgurian get married and not invite the rest of us?
Does that mean it's mine? She does like glitter and brisket...
There once was a man from Nabras'. His balls were made out of brass. In stormy weather they clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass.
Stupid phone... *Fed
Other way around. Blood is sent out from the heart through arteries and feed back through veins.
Whether or not you agree with Bernie Sanders politics, he's nowhere near as terrifying as the idea of Hillary or Trump becoming POTUS.
But it is.... You just need to make sure the vegans you feed the cat aren't too malnourished.
Found the Chinese restaurant owner.
I don't think Ammon deserves it's own place so I'm putting it here.
Lactase*
I work at a nuclear waste clean up facility... We too use kitty litter for liquids.
Only place with nucleation sites is the bottom center of the glass, maybe?
Read that in professor Farnsworth's voice.
I love when an animals name fits perfectly like this. Reminds me of Scuba the cat.
Yeah, thanks man. -_- Claiming someone else's work as your own is plagiarism - how hard is it to give credit to the creator?
Hey, this is a repost of my post. Rude.
Aftermlems is my new favorite word.
Well he never said he was an ornithologist...
So... Mass matters, really.
Trump makes me think of worm Jerry from Rick and Morty.
Confirmed older male, said "ayup."
Are his "feet" (for lack of a better word) bioluminescent?
Found the dad.
For the upcoming computer scientists: FUBAR = Fucked up beyond all recognition. PEBKAC = Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
If only the rating said something useful, like "R: For strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity."
The force is mass times acceleration...
My teacher gave me a 0 on an assignment because I was "supposed to paint a whale, not a manatee." It was a whale... :-(
That's about 48k a year, which is below the average household income (51k).
No, it's Weird Al's.
This is depressingly accurate.
Yep, it's not mine... Did a 6th imgurian get married and not invite the rest of us?
Does that mean it's mine? She does like glitter and brisket...
There once was a man from Nabras'. His balls were made out of brass. In stormy weather they clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass.
Stupid phone... *Fed
Other way around. Blood is sent out from the heart through arteries and feed back through veins.
Whether or not you agree with Bernie Sanders politics, he's nowhere near as terrifying as the idea of Hillary or Trump becoming POTUS.
But it is.... You just need to make sure the vegans you feed the cat aren't too malnourished.
Found the Chinese restaurant owner.
I don't think Ammon deserves it's own place so I'm putting it here.
Lactase*
I work at a nuclear waste clean up facility... We too use kitty litter for liquids.
Only place with nucleation sites is the bottom center of the glass, maybe?
Read that in professor Farnsworth's voice.
I love when an animals name fits perfectly like this. Reminds me of Scuba the cat.
Yeah, thanks man. -_- Claiming someone else's work as your own is plagiarism - how hard is it to give credit to the creator?
Hey, this is a repost of my post. Rude.
Aftermlems is my new favorite word.