itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters

139523 pts ยท March 25, 2013


"Luck is probability taken personally."

I chill in deep space! A mask is over my face!

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Since imgur is barely functional anymore, just pretend that there's the gif of the queen pointing and saying "cows!"

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Fluffy Coos!

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Or a subway sandwich

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Day Cat... Figher of Night Cat

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Eat shit bootlicker.

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MUNCH

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Be the light you want to see in the world

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I was expecting the video to cut juuuuust before the drop hit. Like that truck about to hit the post (you know the one).

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GNU Terry Pratchett

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My first mp3 player (Diamond Rio) came with a passthrough port so you could still have the printer connected.

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*Catlider

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GNU Terry Pratchett

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I mean, the fact that Welcome to Nightvale is nearing 300 episodes and still coming up with new story arcs is pretty impressive. One of these days they'll find an ending; and then I'll be happy to start over from the beginning.

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#48 "I had an ant farm. Those fellas didn't grow shit." - Mitch Hedberg

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Plus the light poles disappeared

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My best guess is they were planning (hoping?) the chair would push the table that they were standing on out of the way, and it would happen so fast that the chair would end up under them, so they would end up standing on the chair. Except they were holding the chair in the wrong direction (not that it's likely to have worked out)

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What a great show. RIP Phil Hartman. Too bad Joe Rogan and Any Dick turned out to be complete ass-faces (for different reasons, but still...)

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His 3rd Lady lol

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Do not want.

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That's exactly what the Trump administration is doing with anyone who looks even remotely brown-skinned.

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The bird is just carrying it to a farm upstate, where it can run and chase rabbits.

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I must have missed that one.

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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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#19 Oh damn

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This is what the Internet was made for

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