jaggcomputing5

13016 pts ยท April 26, 2020


No, you've arrived.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still have a 10"Decca vinyl from 1957 of his stuff. First listened to him about 60 years ago. Absolute legend. Caustic wit, great piano, astute satirist. The first and possibly person to set the Periodic Table to Gilbert and Sullivan music.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And there we go: a political officer appointment. Straight out of .... Fuck me, every bloody place. The Catholic Church, the Fascist handbook, the The How the a Dictator handbook, the Good old Communist fuck fuck fuck.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's great. You are fortunate.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I know what you mean. The problem with that is that you still have the emotions but no way to express them or understand what is happening to you.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I start the day by saying I can have a good day or a bad day. I choose to have a good one.
When people ask how I am I always say with enthusiasm that I am fantastic. I do nice things for other people. I say hello to the people behind the counter. I smile at people as I walk past them. I thank the god of ducted heating for all of the good things in my life, a working sewerage system, fresh water, a roof over my head, delightful kids, that I didn't succeed at killing myself thirty five years ago

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pity you can't train Trump to do something that useful.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck would you kiss a Chihuahua?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Not sure if your post is /S. If not, try Oliver Sacks Musicophilia.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strictly speaking, pornography means "writing about prostitutes". Sorse OED.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like onion soup with chopped parsley.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure where you are going with that. The ball you see there is ceramic, man made. Not in itself a product of evolution.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doubtful any of them ever had them.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find her annoying. Not funny, just annoying.m

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bought a can of Queenstown air in NZ in 1972.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw what I saw, dunno what you saw..

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrible video if you do have sound on.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read that. Read dictionaries, the Yellow Pages. I have the entire 20 vol OED that I am reading my way through now. All the while drinking tea.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the US doesn't recognise the International Court of Justice, so nope.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Poverty, a tradition handed down through the generations just like the skill and patience required for work like this.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bullshit

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may also one day be inscrutable with an intense scrute. Good with your stuting.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another way is to use the correct amount of glue.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Where's the fun in that? /S

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't you hear? They are draining the swamp. That stuff has to go somewhere.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will no-one rid me of this troublesome president?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An astute observation..

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something a lot of people tend to forget is that a lawyer is a sworn officer of the court, and represents a person in that context, then something something. Just the facts ma'am..

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"You throw like a girl"

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0