mattchops

56088 pts · November 10, 2011


There is literally what appears to be a set of stairs next to this… kid needs special ed.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I would have told them their call was important to me and that it’s been placed in a queue…

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

It’s genetic too—my dad has it, I have it and all three of my kids have it too.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You guys should sign up to my OnlyFlans… some sweet content there.

4 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen ‘Lick-Ass’.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I started on third wave in my teens… quickly went right down the ska rabbit hole… love all of it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was listening to them the day before. They were the last ska gig I went to… it’s been a few years.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once saw them three times in a weekend. EPIC.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seen them live! Soooo good.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HA HA HA STICKUM!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funniest live show I’ve even seen was LTJ. Some dude sprayed the stage with the fire hose.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I love ska. Listened to the Reel Big Fish live album just this morning.

4 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 6

You have nothing to be sorry for.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They started. Even got the US to pay for it!

4 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

A guy stood so close to me one day I turned and said “what, are we fkn dating!?”… he moved away.

4 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 2

Why would you put a hotdog in the burrito holder!?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

… wow. I’ve had three over the last 6 months and they’ve all been 100% government funded. Because ‘STRAYA!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Also kangaroo: eats grass.

4 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

Pressure bandage. Immobilise = don’t move. Venom works on your lymphatic system and moving muscles pumps it to your heart. Just stay put.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australian here. Let’s just assume they’re all venomous and immobilise, wrap with a snake bandage and send for help.

4 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I feel you bro. I had a similar realisation a few years back. Dropped 50kg (110lbs) since.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all engage differently. This tact wouldn’t have worked on my other two. But my eldest seems capable of that self-reflection.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YouTube is signed in to my account. I can and do monitor everything my children watch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was a wreck all week. Any time he complained I asked him why he thought it was so hard. He knew.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My son did this once (he’s 8yo). Watched YouTube from 3-8am. I didn’t get mad, just made him go to school exhausted. He learned.

4 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 1

All three. Checking in.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fine. *unzips*

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now I need a Crunch bar

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No one in Australia gives a shit about these going off. Just keep casually walking… it’s comical.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0