
More twists than M. Night Shyamalan

When @ElbowDeepInAHorse posts something weird but you upvote anyway

Not a Butt Plug

I don't even want to go fast, I just don't want to slow down
MRW some fuckin' cave-dwelling hippie touches me out of nowhere

When she finally presents that booty

It's my cake day so here's the first thing I favorited

Things that are not, vol. 2