piratejimthedagger

74246 pts ยท June 28, 2017


Wasps are incredibly vengeful. They'll hover over the water until you pop back up. (Same with some bee species as well, apparently)

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#1 kitty now available in urban cammo.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once misjudged the length of string and the distance to the ground, smashing my yoyo to pieces.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hop down alone would have me in the hospital.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over 300? But there's only 150 of them.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Be there or be square"...... Dog doesn't turn up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The commitment to the bit was fun...... bitch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

It's not obvious to me, I think its something to with their right foot/leg.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can only imagine how bad their hearing must be. (Before they died)

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Put the microphone away and look at why you aren't as desirable to women as you'd like, cunt. (The other dude is pretty funny.)

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What's the film where a deranged truck driver signals it's safe to pass and intentionally caused a crash?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehehe. Temo hitler.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 not 'can', 'will'.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah so a bunch of shitheads are being shitty. Tha is for the info.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since when have people not liked him? I feel. I've missed something.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a lurker back then. I got on board too late.

3 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say taco truck, but this works.

3 weeks ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Comedy gold.

4 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I can see my house from here!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't foster dogs. I'd get too attached.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shall not be pronouncing it "smooshzie". That's much more fun.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 her husband gave her the artwork.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There's a type of beetle called a platypus.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad that I'm sober while watching this.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naggers?

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0