
Went to make a two egg omelet this morning and got 4 yolks! Lucky me

Ordered food while hungry. When it arrived, I thought of this..

Gandalf the Grey(t)

My dreams, my goals, my attempts, me.

When you enter through... The scary door.

I almost prefer queing to speak to the cashier.

It is a compelling argument

As a Brit, can confirm this is accurate

Don't forget to boop the snoot

Stood on this pointy prick barefoot, Lego has nothing on this.

Oh the humanity! (Orcality?)

MRW life has me backed into a corner but I manage to keep going.

Talk about brown nosing...

Take me home.

Not sure I'd scream. More "oh, shit!"
Pretty pretty Copenhagen

Just binged watched TNG and DS9. Now on to Voyager. Wish me luck.

Indoors, heating on and finding 5 minutes to relax.