pocketpython

133021 pts · November 9, 2015


What do you need Neo? Puns, lots of puns..

Off to do a little Data Entry

3 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yep the idiot middle children of history. About our only claim to fame is we were the last generation without the internet in our formative years so there's no evidence of how dumb we were (and still are)

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Madame Flapdoodle, Medium by trade, large by volume"

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

According to Aerosmith, "...like shit but they go real good with wine"

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

so which Florida team becomes "The Face Eaters"?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 - uhhhhhhhhhh...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I'll post it then

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the internet - where people get irrationally mad about trivial and esoteric details and just can't stay quiet about it.
Thank you, at least some things remain constant! ;-)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Come on, it's totally the same broom, he's got a picture of it!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dragonball Z Abridged, it already exists. Team Four Star are hardcore DB/Z fans (GT and Super, not so much)

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SHAAROON, where's the bloody planes?!

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Just watch this space, Fanta-boy!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna miss him, and his legacy is without question. But gotta say, I'm not too sad, Ozzy lived his best life, had a loving family and got in one last brilliant show and went out like the legend he is. Rest In Peace Ozzy!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#5 - You don't want a Cardiac massage on your "Happy Area", it's designed to keep the heart pumping when it's not doing it by itself, it can break ribs (but at least they're breathing - ribs can heal, you can't recover from a case of being Dead)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK this identifies the problem and lays it out. What is he proposing to do about it?
This might have come later, but I'd say it's fairly obvious what the problem is, what is really needed is real solutions/a plan.
This is why Orange boy got in, he said what he was going to do to fix things (of course he was lying and immediately did the opposite), saying in simple terms how he was going to fix things is how he has such a large and vocal support base - not that I like it, but it worked.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing to see there, it was a world record SA/SO speedrun, plus he destroyed the surveillance system box as part of the run.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#1 Heard a good idea that every company should retain a 12 year old kid who they run all advertising and PR campaigns past, anything that makes them giggle or smile is IMMEDIATELY cancelled and covered up

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Of couse it is! 47's not wearing the clown suit or the bird costume. If you're not wearing one of the sillier outfits, ar you even playing hitman? (I prefer the Egg hunt suit), the ducky balaclave sets off the whole thing , I'd say.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

very punny. ha ha ha!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Am Tim's Girlfriend, name is Boris, but he not realise yet. Is Surprise" (who says Vladdy doesn't have a sense of humour)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if anyone's getting a chance at a real vote in any upcoming elections. Now this lot are in, they're going to rig the system and ignore results they don't like, before abandoning the premise entirely. Agolf Shitler himself said "You won't have to vote any more" once he got in.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Ryanair (the cheapest of "no frills" airlines, think of a worse, ruder Spirit Airlines with an Irish accent, for the Yanks). The Flight Crew won't do anything, but you might end up with a "Speaking to the crew" extra charge. Ryanair doesn't give a shit unless someone's actively causing enough of a problem that the plane can't take off on time so they have to pay a fine.

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"So this one time my cousin, Walter, put a cat up his ass; true story"

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