I need this for a comment so enjoy

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Excuse me sir, do you have time to hear of our Lord savior, Jesus Christ

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MRW our professor asks "Who watched Office Space?" and only 2 people have watched it.

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For future reference

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MRW my PhD surpervisor tells me the school just purchased new NMR spectrometers and we should receive them as early as next week

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Sign in Churchill, Manitoba, where polar bears roam freely through the town during winter.

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By my estimate, this puts the machine apocalypse back another ten years

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Кошка Caturday

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Gokuraku Judo - nya 晚香玉

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Just overheard that my managers created a new position above me, interviewed candidates, and filled the position without telling me.

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oh pancakes

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I learned something new today

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Cat in a blankie

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