quantumlooping

34347 pts ยท October 9, 2016


just another bundle of subatomic particles too tired to spontaneously explode. been in medical computing since before it was a thing.

Too much mercury and dysentery. Hands too shakey to draw straight lines. Who TF cares not like more than 12 people will ever live here. - Cartographer

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mhhhh, Elongated Muskrat comes to mind. Whatevery arm piece the turd in chief has

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

HR is there to protect the profit margin. Protect the company. Protect the C-Suite. Everything else is just an exploitable renewable resource.

8 months ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 1

Proton (Steam Wine) works pretty well now. I have an older system which will be moving to Linux + Proton soon

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starting with GymShoes Jordan, from whom wrestlers are never safe.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Had to recite it to the teacher to pass history in Jr. High. Granted that was just a couple of weeks after he gave it in Gettysburg.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then we get J)ust D)umb Vance, who isn't the same level of narcissist but, in his own idiotic way, more dangerous.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing better than seizure-inducing lights to cause more accidents.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

enjoy it while you can...

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world's largest boulder, the size of a very large rock.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Costa Rica has a very liberal visitor Visa program, and a fair number of expats. Looking there, the cost of living is lower, but property costs about the same as the US. A smattering of Spanish helps. I'm thinking warmer not colder :)

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do your test stain on a place where it won't be noticeable if you make a mistake, the inside of a door is usually finished the same as the outside. Up on top corner, for example.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, President Biden could just order a "cleanup" as an Official Act.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same message on Discord and Teams. Muting the mic in the software does not mean it's muted.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He shot the weightless scenes in 2001: A Space Odyssey at the same time. Efficiency people!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The monster under your bed is very talented...

10 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Viagra or Cialis. (just kidding) None I've encountered so far, but I am in the US health system so there might be something approved elsewhere that we're not allowed to have. I do know that one of my meds - which is the first one I stopped myself before calling the doctor - made me rage dangerously.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@elbowdeepinahorse for your interest

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ask your provider if the antidepressants you are getting prescribed have sexual side effects. Only go for the ones which enhance libido. MOST suppress it worse than Corn Flakes.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heard they were building one on their side to keep Americans from flooding their border and stealing all of their jobs, bringing in drugs from China. /s

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Since they do not actually return anyone's calls or care about humans and their government in any way, your secret is safe with them.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best way is to call the DA office in that city and ask. Give them the name of who called, who you are etc. Same as when you get a possible scam. Do not call back the number given, call the publicly listed phone number of the office.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And then, on Bryant's last day on that morning show, Prince showed up in an exact copy of Gumbel's suit.

10 months ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 2

I upvote this every year at Spoopy Time

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did anyone even notice? I've been tempted to add "rendering pixellation" to a photo of myself to hang in front of the camera so people think my video crapped out/

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That does not include all of the 'dark money' due to Citizen's United.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some have said coat them with cayenne powder to keep the squirrels away but all I've seen are redneck squirrels complaining it's not hot enough

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 Take your damned updoot!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the abominations bred for the USA consumer. Wild Turkeys can fly. These things can barely waddle half the time when they hit market wake. Or you could blame the down wash from the helicopter.

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hehheheh I just renamed my frankenlaptop with that name. SO many replacement parts it's not the same machine, and I rolled from Microsoft to Linux.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0