1117 pts · December 24, 2016
This is no joke. I recently had a life-threatening internal injury at work and while in hospital the total, cumulative time the actual doctor spent in the room was 30 seconds (generous estimate).
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We need to have a chat about your puns.
The only good thing that has come of this affront to vehicular aesthetics is that it makes me feel slightly better about my closet fetish for the Pontiac Aztek.
There are water-cooled, belt-fed Maxim guns manufactured pre-1898. You can get them shipped straight to your door. Just saying.
I'm not a very good shot...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.
The shotgun is a Browning Auto-5 and the pistol is one of the two different semiautomatic pistols in the game, either the Mauser C96 or FN M1900. Can't tell which with the lighting and movement.
It's also noteworthy how they used the tiny "X% Reduction" next to "100% active" so they can trick your brain into unconsciously comparing those numbers directly.
Just because our money doesn't matter to them doesn't mean our money doesn't matter to us. We may not be fully financing their affronts to decency, but we (the 99%) are forced by rule of law to sacrifice a non-trivial portion of our income on the altar of political monsters empowered to declare that we have no right to the very things that sustain human life.
Easy: "Rover."
I definitely get more of a Zodiac vibe...which I think makes a lot of sense.
Always returns his video tapes on time.
True story: Knew a guy who had two buttholes. When asked which one he actually used he said, "it's a crapshoot."
Call me weird, but I really, really need this for my living room. Like...this is my vibe.
It might not be a perfect fit, but your work reminds me of stuff I saw in Hyaena Gallery in Burbank. Might be worth a look, and worst case they could probably point you in the right direction.
We elite coffee imbibers have no need of the primitive mouth-sounds of the decaffeinated rabble; communing nigh exclusively through the whole-body emission of a sophisticated and highly nuanced tonal scale of high-frequency vibrations which are perceptibly registered only via the hairs of a fellow caffeine cultist, stood on end by years of practiced reliance upon the sacred bean.
You've gotta root around someplace like Deep River to find the real pro streakers.
...and at least one of Jimi Hendrix's.
#19 Hamburger style for sure: They break up more completely when you first bite down on them.
Oh it totally helps. There's a whole ritual associated with making our garbage work coffee slightly more palatable.
Unless you're The Wolf.
I've found that it actually helps round out the flavor of the most awful, industrial, institutional-use-only coffee. Use it at work all the time. At home though with that Serious Gourmet Shit™ though? Demerara sugar all the way.
#30 This image is practically dripping with AI.
This is no joke. I recently had a life-threatening internal injury at work and while in hospital the total, cumulative time the actual doctor spent in the room was 30 seconds (generous estimate).
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3NuZ25jeWNmYjZuenRvb3FkcmlkZ3ZrZzVhd2NsOWp3a2luZnNsNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/g6Oox9mVXakOCWSkf9/200w.webp
We need to have a chat about your puns.
The only good thing that has come of this affront to vehicular aesthetics is that it makes me feel slightly better about my closet fetish for the Pontiac Aztek.
There are water-cooled, belt-fed Maxim guns manufactured pre-1898. You can get them shipped straight to your door. Just saying.
I'm not a very good shot...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.
The shotgun is a Browning Auto-5 and the pistol is one of the two different semiautomatic pistols in the game, either the Mauser C96 or FN M1900. Can't tell which with the lighting and movement.
It's also noteworthy how they used the tiny "X% Reduction" next to "100% active" so they can trick your brain into unconsciously comparing those numbers directly.
Just because our money doesn't matter to them doesn't mean our money doesn't matter to us. We may not be fully financing their affronts to decency, but we (the 99%) are forced by rule of law to sacrifice a non-trivial portion of our income on the altar of political monsters empowered to declare that we have no right to the very things that sustain human life.
Easy: "Rover."
I definitely get more of a Zodiac vibe...which I think makes a lot of sense.
Always returns his video tapes on time.
True story: Knew a guy who had two buttholes. When asked which one he actually used he said, "it's a crapshoot."
Call me weird, but I really, really need this for my living room. Like...this is my vibe.
It might not be a perfect fit, but your work reminds me of stuff I saw in Hyaena Gallery in Burbank. Might be worth a look, and worst case they could probably point you in the right direction.
We elite coffee imbibers have no need of the primitive mouth-sounds of the decaffeinated rabble; communing nigh exclusively through the whole-body emission of a sophisticated and highly nuanced tonal scale of high-frequency vibrations which are perceptibly registered only via the hairs of a fellow caffeine cultist, stood on end by years of practiced reliance upon the sacred bean.
You've gotta root around someplace like Deep River to find the real pro streakers.
...and at least one of Jimi Hendrix's.
#19 Hamburger style for sure: They break up more completely when you first bite down on them.
Oh it totally helps. There's a whole ritual associated with making our garbage work coffee slightly more palatable.
Unless you're The Wolf.
I've found that it actually helps round out the flavor of the most awful, industrial, institutional-use-only coffee. Use it at work all the time. At home though with that Serious Gourmet Shit™ though? Demerara sugar all the way.
#30 This image is practically dripping with AI.