stealthredux

1117 pts · December 24, 2016


This is no joke. I recently had a life-threatening internal injury at work and while in hospital the total, cumulative time the actual doctor spent in the room was 30 seconds (generous estimate).

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need to have a chat about your puns.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only good thing that has come of this affront to vehicular aesthetics is that it makes me feel slightly better about my closet fetish for the Pontiac Aztek.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

There are water-cooled, belt-fed Maxim guns manufactured pre-1898. You can get them shipped straight to your door. Just saying.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a very good shot...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shotgun is a Browning Auto-5 and the pistol is one of the two different semiautomatic pistols in the game, either the Mauser C96 or FN M1900. Can't tell which with the lighting and movement.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's also noteworthy how they used the tiny "X% Reduction" next to "100% active" so they can trick your brain into unconsciously comparing those numbers directly.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Just because our money doesn't matter to them doesn't mean our money doesn't matter to us. We may not be fully financing their affronts to decency, but we (the 99%) are forced by rule of law to sacrifice a non-trivial portion of our income on the altar of political monsters empowered to declare that we have no right to the very things that sustain human life.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Easy: "Rover."

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely get more of a Zodiac vibe...which I think makes a lot of sense.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always returns his video tapes on time.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story: Knew a guy who had two buttholes. When asked which one he actually used he said, "it's a crapshoot."

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call me weird, but I really, really need this for my living room. Like...this is my vibe.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It might not be a perfect fit, but your work reminds me of stuff I saw in Hyaena Gallery in Burbank. Might be worth a look, and worst case they could probably point you in the right direction.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We elite coffee imbibers have no need of the primitive mouth-sounds of the decaffeinated rabble; communing nigh exclusively through the whole-body emission of a sophisticated and highly nuanced tonal scale of high-frequency vibrations which are perceptibly registered only via the hairs of a fellow caffeine cultist, stood on end by years of practiced reliance upon the sacred bean.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You've gotta root around someplace like Deep River to find the real pro streakers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and at least one of Jimi Hendrix's.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 Hamburger style for sure: They break up more completely when you first bite down on them.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh it totally helps. There's a whole ritual associated with making our garbage work coffee slightly more palatable.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you're The Wolf.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've found that it actually helps round out the flavor of the most awful, industrial, institutional-use-only coffee. Use it at work all the time. At home though with that Serious Gourmet Shit™ though? Demerara sugar all the way.

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

#30 This image is practically dripping with AI.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0