
Not that I don’t have opinions

Whatever side of the aisle you’re on

My dog sleeps like a classy lady

How to change cabin filter? Spark plugs?

I wanted this for something

Related

Know who that is? It’s Dustin and Suzie from Stranger Things. Feel old yet?

My date pointed it out to me

The life of a serial monogamist

Call the EPA, she won’t stop farting

HRW I worry that the kids might die once they realize we’re having sex upstairs

She should’ve married this guy

At restaurants

Zero Ghosting policy

This one may leave a mark.

You know what you did

Netflix December 22 2017

If you must blink... do it now

I'd really like a wizard in my party