technofiend

64581 pts · January 10, 2011


Exposing their belly is a sign of trust like a slow blink, but it is *not* an invitation to touch their belly. No toucha da belly.

19 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only way to keep you crispy and fresh until someone takes you home and you slowly rot in a dark drawer, forgotten and alone. Not my worst Saturday night.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TADO - Trump always disappoints us.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Aw, man. Sorry you didn't enjoy yourself.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to wonder what Trump has on people for them to be so scared of the man. Like are there just entire familes being held hostage somewhere?

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I loved being in band because it was that or football and I didn't want to get tackled constantly. In retrospect I should have been a thrower because it looks like hella fun and if you're hit it's by someone who weighs far less.

3 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh I see the TACO truck is still delivering hot and fresh failure seven days a week.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Back to clapping coconuts, you!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, I thought they banned explicit images from imgur?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I love him." *zips away* Marsha, save that energy for the seocnd date, babe. This is why you're struggling.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But are you afraid of roving gangs of small Asian women having dance battles? Because based on this video, that should be your real concern.

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tokyo is a silly place, let's not go there.

4 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Right next to the dommy mommy body pillow.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, so many hours wasted on MMOs. Meridian 59, Ultima Online, EverQuest, Dark Ages of Camelot, etc. And of course muds, too

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tacticool cowboy cosplay. Probably sleeps with an AR-15 at night.

6 days ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

This episode and Once More With Feeling - S06E07 aka the Buffy sing-along are probably the two best.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://chat.chatbot.app/claude

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

That's what makes it jerkey.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, exactly.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Interestingly enough, I asked Claude if each state did this what would the result be, and it said a red shift, so I hope it doesn't come to that.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You just have to respect the cat's space. That's it.

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

💯 a clout thing since it's posted to a dog-related tearjerker channel with subbed i schmaltz music instead of original audio.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife pointed they're not lubricating the hub using edible grease, either. So if anything drips...

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No way that chicken stays hot enough long enough to cook safely. Enjoy your undercooked chicken jerkey.

1 week ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

Oh, sexual assault.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Andrew Cuomo looks like he's going to get shot at the end of the Robocop movie.

1 week ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Original fan service.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And stands on the roof of the White House yelling at people.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0