Yeah, pretty much
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2649
"Wanna go to a movie tonight?" "Can't. Busy."
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84119
Bear-ly Believable
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3828
What if you lick money to count fingers?
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30
3183
Hope you like red stripes... and only that
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3156
"I know you like a challenge, Terry. So Imma headlock you while you headlock that fella."
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9
1885
Starry Bathroom
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3
1873
The Secret to Life is Living Well
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9
2266
Have scaffold, will travel
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11
2165
I didn't know there was any another option
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14
4215
Line-dried eggs
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8
1187
"Those darn machines are takin' our jubs!" - Flag makers
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0
1035
It sure is hot out there
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25
6194
The Urkel Dead 2
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6
699
Living on the edge
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4309
Yeah, clowns and a graveyard. What could go wrong?
1052
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To be fair, it's one of the most Florida things you can do
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11
3199
Well, at least there's a bathroom
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5
1732
Air Moo
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1
1208
Box kite Spider
5
5
538
You will watch this at least twice
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It funny how you don't realize you need something until you see it
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2663
Customer at the Douche Bag Store: "You have some not very low-key wheel covers and a roof protector?" Douche Bag Store employee: "Say no more, Sir Douche-a-lot!"
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2303
Maybe everyone else in the neighborhood should get their own 10-foot mascot?
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I don't care what that sign says, that is not a window.
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6078
What's that buzzing sound?
14
8
1434
Ouija Bod
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74869
"Your honor, my client is a giant orange crybaby"
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24
1996
No, Kid. You're not supposed to be in on that.
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I call this one "A bunch of chickens in a tree."
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6
1256
Or is it?
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1
590
Hey kids....
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4
273
Oh, yeah? Make me.
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8
362
I can't believe that's how people had to shave in the old days
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13
309
I do feel a burn when I touch... things
40
12
290
Crazy how nature do that
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4
366
The kids, and Winnie, deserve better
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21
613
"I looked over and I saw my arm the way it was - andI was like, 'Whoa"
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34
1323
All the Funyons in oneyon
51
15
686
The Dracula Parrot (aka "Pesquet's Parrot)
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4
734
Are there benefits?
45
15
485
Yeah, yeah. We've all been to Reno...
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7
1606
Not digging the new E.T. remake
18
1
494
Please find Larry
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8
877
Yeah, Mike.
12
6
711
"I'm gonna whale on you!" - whale, probably
24
3
684
If you need any bricks, I know a guy
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12
1420
I think they're counting the days based off the Mayan calendar
22
4
565
I think they're serious
12
1
397
There's really no other way to carry a ladder
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3
296
"The verdict followed a six-week trial during which prosecutors argued that the couple thought the children were zombies and murdered them."
22
4
213
Royalty
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2
1765
To be fair, it doesn't say 64 different colors
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21
1298
Dolphin Milk
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10
559
Interesting behind the scenes tidbit about this movie...
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6
2112
Nic Cage needs that cave
1906
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118031
Favre needed grifting lessons
1056
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84848
Totally not a conflict of interest
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2
2733
Welp, there's yer problem
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26
3056
There, I Fixed it
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1
1825