Who the hell builds a golf course in Jurassic Park

I call this one "Foxy Boxing on a rooftop in 1938"

Nice Globes

Medieval Die Hard

Emergency Pizza Drawer. Nice.

Welp, there's yer problem

Better be average or better pizza

Please the beans

The perfect wedding gift doesn't exis-

SH! IT fan club meeting is about to commence

Can a person take a moment of your time?...

Go Team

Tarantula Hawk Wasp

"Ready or Not" you're going to jail

Keith's had enough

That's the worst swastika drawing I've ever seen

Ferry service over Pudding River in Oregon 1930's

Maybe smell, too

Because they know that they can't win any other way

Now you can take the 1970's with you, wherever you go

That's too bad. Lookalikes love cheesecake.

That's a lot of birdhouses

I dunno….

It's always good when the CEO is "unhinged"

"Gently Used"

"Don't worry. Raul's super strong. He's got this. Right, Raul?"

Is this that new Mermaid movie everyone's bitching about?

Now, for your nightmare-fueling pleasure, a mushroom weevil

"I wanna fly to work, and I wanna fly there in a dangerously unstable prototype." Early 1940s guy, probably

Just like anyone who writes for a living

He wants them to pass a test that he couldn't pass himself

When your breakfast needs a little kick

The "design error" was that you got elected in the first place

Mixed Messages

Next you'll say that NASA faked this landing, too?

World's Easiest Golf Course

McMetal

She's an idiot

Fever dream

The perfect shower curtain doesn't exis--

Let the removals from office begin!

And only three times the sugar of a regular Twinkie-Dong

The future is here

"Take the stairs. You'll get there faster."

The Door To Hell

Table for two

16,000 really "special" people

Seems like the situation calls for a bigger cement cube sign

Mmm.... Potato Fantasy

Meat Job

Woolly Mammoth Meatball

And he doesn't hide it

It didn't work

Underwater Mailbox

Here, kitty kitty

The "Concerto de Brown Note" shall begin shortly

Air Shark

Burger King bringing the tough love

The Wooden Bathing Suits of 1925

Nature's Viagra