CommunCreator

38394 pts · July 29, 2017


Inch high private eye

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One place where whales have the Advantage, as water removes heat much more efficiently than air.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fender washers, because those 4 bolts are going to be carrying the weight of the machine and you need to distribute the load so as not to dig into the wood.

10 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Only on the outer nuts. The inner ones would be used to make height adjustments

10 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One word: Pre-nup. Write books? That’s, like, WORK! She’s never worked a day in her life and she’s not about to start now. No, she’ll just hold her breath and wait for Diaper Don to die like the rest of us. Also all reports are that she’s just as awful as he is, but she’s smart enough to keep her mouth shut.

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Since large animals seemed to thrive in higher temperatures, the post-warming earth may be more conducive to mega-fauna than the current climate.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Millipedes ain’t shit, though they could be good eatin’. Centipedes are what you need to worry about.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 “Were I not orange” would also work as a final line

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that collapse looked horrible. I’m glad he could walk away from that.

22 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that was 2 years ago already? Time flies.

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The people and the architecture look like Southeast Asia. He had probably been rolling in the mud to keep cool.

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Heads

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She was once, but after we broke up I got over her. I have a list of impossible tasks she needs to do if she wants to get back together.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to kill white supremacist? One can only hope.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well that was in the ‘70’s under Jimmy Carter. You were probably too young to remember.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also “may be visible to the unaided eye” is a long way from “may be visible in daytime”.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So when I take my shot at Diaper Don, should I engrave Article 2 of the Constitution on the casing? I mean, is that really a thing? Please respond quickly; the clock is ticking.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very few of Rome’s neighbors could be accurately described as a State; they were mostly just Germanic tribes. The Greeks, the Egyptians, … the only State of that period that didn’t get conquered by the Romans was Persia. I guess Carthage also counted.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Cyprus needs to address their Turkish problem first.
2) Lots of countries have laws against foreign nationals owning property. Because Cyprus is in the EU, other EU countries would get special treatment, but non-EU states like Israel could be cut off.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They returned Sinai to Egypt. I think that was part of the Begin-Sadat peace accords.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It WAS historically Israel, then it was historically Egypt, then it was historically Greek, then Roman, then Byzantine, then Arab, then Turkish. I may have forgotten a few. God seems to have trouble deciding who he wants to give this god-forsaken desert to.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could be just what Lola needs.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess not. You just pushed one of my buttons. It’s an old saw; that money spent on the moon shot = money wasted.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And do you know what they DID with that money? It’s not like they just left stacks of cash on the surface of the moon. They paid contractors like Boeing and McDonnell-Douglas. They invented semiconductors. Stuff like that.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I wouldn’t use the top shelf stuff as disinfectant. High test rotgut gin works just as well.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget pushing drugs!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 I’d like to direct your attention to Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book. “E is for Egg. E is also for Ernie. Ernie is the genie who lives in the ceiling. Ernie loves eggs. If you want to give Ernie a treat, toss an egg in the air and yell ‘Catch, Ernie! Catch the egg!’ And Ernie will reach down and catch the egg!”

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s another one. Call the number of chirps in 30 seconds n’. Then Temp(F)= n’/2+39

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