DocFunkenstein

148761 pts ยท July 29, 2024


Says the guy who ordered real worshippers /and priests/ to be shot at with teargas and rubber bullets so he could do a photoshoot in front of a church while holding a bible upside down.

Yeah, chances are real good.

11 hours ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 0

Oh no, not skin coloration! Aiyyyyeeeee!

Next thing you know, people will tell me green eyes or blond hair is SUPER IMPORTANT and if their numbers start to decline, the world is over and we'll all be washed out to mediocrity! Because of a random coloration issue that means fuck-all! OH NOOOOOOOOOooooooo...!

11 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In McDonaldland, yes.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, uhm, where's the literal army of lawyers she should logically be hiring?

I get why the cops aren't there, because they're complicit cunts, but lawyers should be gnashing at the chomps to get in this easy lawsuit.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like they knew that, which is why they said it.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...and continue to vote along party lines, too.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The last one is still a helpful tip if you're cool and use a trackball instead of a stupid mouse.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The falling over stiff and straight makes me laugh more than anything else.

1 day ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

"Oh, those vicious libtards! How dare Grotesque Gavin go around insulting one of our fine, upstanding citizens! Fuck those woke cucks up their stupid asses! We'd never do anything like that!" --MAGA, being as hypocritically oblivious as always

1 day ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

Replace the last six words with "in his entire life," and you'd be more accurate.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Here's an easier method:

Fucking ignore any ignorant cunt who tries to tell you what you are because of some random factor they shoved in their stupid little fucking heads. They don't matter. Their opinions don't matter. Nothing they vomit from their disgusting mouths matter. They're garbage and deserve to be treated as garbage.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still have no idea why Zelensky even humors the cunt by talking to him. It's clear he's never going to help or do anything to the benefit of Ukraine or ending the war justly. He's certainly not supporting them, or has any intention of ever supporting them.

It's a colossal waste of time. Turn to Europe and other regions actually willing to help and with a vested interest in helping. Fuck Trump and fuck the U.S. until it gets its fucking act together.

--U.S. Citizen (sadly)

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you just want to crash into Antarctica or the ocean before you arrive, anyway. Because, again, the southern route doesn't have the necessary infrastructure for things like refueling or changing flights.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the shortest route in straight miles/length/however you want to measure the distance. That would be going South rather than North.

It IS the shortest route if you're flying on an airplane.

It's not rocket science.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If he does, I hope it includes a tie decorated with tacos.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Covid is over, too." --Texas two months into the pandemic.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love what? A useless of piece paper with his signature on it?

Executive orders aren't magic. He has zero power, and states have zero reason to listen to it.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yes, just what Israel wants. "Yeah, go somewhere else, that's fine. Saves us a few bullets."

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And remember, executive orders are magic and can do anything! Wheeeee!" --Liar McFuckface

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh no," they say. "We sure learned our lesson," they claim, changing absolutely nothing and only getting worse after this handslap of a fee.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's not the shortest route, period; that would be going South instead.

It is, however, the shortest route to take by air with a caveat; and that caveat is that it includes the necessary support for refueling and flight changes, as well as slightly less worse weather.

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The movie was exactly what the magazine was like. But even more risque.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, hold up? Heavy Metal is back?! I was so upset when they closed down.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least he admits to the fact that mail-in voting is a scam is total bullshit. "[T]his completely disproven Mail-In SCAM" and whatnot.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Losing side" isn't the point. The US will be on the *EVIL* side.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can tell by the pixels, I bet.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no. Not even close. Not even remotely close.

But you're certainly entitled to your shitty opinion to the contrary.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

KPop Tribble Hunters

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fat isn't the health crisis. The sugar industry literally went out of their way to spread that stupid fucking myth to hide the fact that *they're* the culprit.

Makes me sad when people lose their shit about fat while consuming copious amounts of sugar with zero awareness of how stupid they're being.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1