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81542 pts ยท January 31, 2021


I dunno man, I used to carry a pistol, a shotgun, a double-barreled shotgun, a minigun, a rocket launcher, and chainsaw at the same time. Granted this was in DOOM, but still

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there some problem calling him a fascist? I mean, he hates anti-fascists

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinda waiting for New York and California to announce plans to withhold federal taxes. Direct their citizens to cancel federal withholdings and task their AGs with fighting the federal government about it

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

skol

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So like, what do you want her to do? She's not in power nor is her party

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

So like, you're saying it was poorly written?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly that shit barely changes. Updates to math textbooks has gotta be one of the biggest rips in college. You could theoretically sit down with a copy of Principia and learn calculus no problem. Assuming you could read the latin

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a threat, that's advice

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TBF, Lundgren is also more qualified to be Batman than just about anyone

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's Andorable!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading is hard

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Grandma looks like shes summoning the lobster with her telekinesis

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still use the line "that's just crazy enough to penis" at least once a week

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cannot wait for president AOC to deport the entire cast, staff, and ownership of Fox to an undisclosed location. Cuz why not, might as well do it to them before they do it to us

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alls I'm saying is that if you deny people legal routes to justice they will start looking for extra-legal means

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I say we crack that bad boy open, seems like the time for it

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's basically right. But what are we like in anime?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woulda been cool if there'd been a backwards version of the game hidden that way. In this version the Golden Path would have nearly defeated Pagan and you would help him retake legally-distinct Nepal

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yknow, the world started making a lot more sense once I realized GOPers don't really care about anything. Whatever thing they're yelling about is all bullshit, they don't care. They don't care about abortion, or pedophiles, or murder or war or taxes or anything beyond getting "theirs". That's all that matters to them and their actions make a lot more sense in that context

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I don't feel anything for him or his family. Why should I feel anything for the loved ones of someone who dedicated their life to making everything worse?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn where? I've been trying to find the video

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all shitty snacks and junk, save for the oranges and cheese. After that it's allllll junk and probably should be more expensive

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Neat. So let's see those Epstein files, yeah?

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

We lose because I can't follow what this guy is saying without turning the sound on and waking my wife? C'mon man, we've had solid subtitle technology for decades, choice is the only reason for them to be this shitty

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Look. If you lost a bunch of money to a blowjob meme-themed cryptocoin, that's on you. You gotta own that one cause it is too stupid to be anyone else's fault

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not great in the air, though

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard he once threw a cannonball to the moon

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Kennedy curse sure is taking its sweet time with this one

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder what impact car seat/booster requirements has had on playdates. When I was a kid in the 80s my parents could easily take me and two of my friends all over town when we were 3. Now we'd all be required to have a booster; I just feel like it's made it much harder to have kids just hangout. And then there's that parents are seemingly required to be present for all sports practices now. My mom would use that time to get grocery shopping done

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

BIG O...... SHOOOOOOWTIME

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0