IDidNotChooseTheNerdLifeItChoseMe

2705 pts ยท March 31, 2014


Greetings, random stranger/friend/sworn enemy! As the name implies, I believe I was chosen for this nerdy life which I love. Some may disagree about my nerdy credentials, others agree, and almost all say I'm weird. I believe it is irrelevant because a rose by any other name causes me to sneeze. I enjoy both solitude and company. I particularly enjoy meeting/talking to new people so holla if you've read this far. I sports hard at times. I enjoy drinking. I'm usually well-controlled when I engage in the aforementioned activity, but then there are those other times... Love the great outdoors (though the outdoors does sometimes kick my ass which, in what I suppose is a very BSDM relationship, I enjoy the aches and pains after the journey, too). I thoroughly derive great pleasure growing out my manly beard or foo man choo (unfortunately I don't always get a chance to unleash it to its full potential due to me having to operate in the wider world). I believe moderation in all things, including moderation itself, is a key to living a healthy, happy life. And if you're not trying to live a healthy, happy life and striving to make this world a better place, then what are you doing? I think I've written this whole thing out if, for nothing else, myself to reflect on who I am. I am betting no one has read this but that is okay with me. If you have made it this far and thought the above was 1) humerous (did I spell that right?) 2) thoughtful commentary on the human condition 3) seemed interesting in general, I do ever so hope you message me because you sound like a fantastic individual yourself! :) Go in peace and namaste. "...Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune. / Henceforth I whimper no more, postpone no more, need nothing, / Done with indoor complaints, libraries, querulous criticisms, / Strong and content I travel the open road." - Walt Whitman, "Song of the Open Road"

So this popped up on my homework....

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