IlluminaBlade

115297 pts ยท May 29, 2011


If you get a picture of my profile onto the front page I'll let you buy me a Pizza.

Meanwhile modern Hollywoods fight scenes look faker than WWE.

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let's emphasize the word he chose. You Steal property.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 Every sleeping position ends in a different kind of ache in the morning so you have to rotate like a hotdog to even it out.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but that's a solid cylinder. Reported for disinformation.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too many of them still think they're winning.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Friend of the family can barely keep his lights on working full time as an assistant manager at one of those chain car part stores and his sister living with him drawing social security.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's utterly dumbfounded me is that it seems like he really thought that's what he was doing. Someone was absolutely playing him like a fiddle the whole time.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Irritated it looks like.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it's just eshop shovelware with a suggestive name, which is also bad but for its own reasons.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe you don't buy weird porn games and you think this is silly.
Next year its any game with overly detailed violence.
Then all the profanity is banned.
After that it's any game where the villain vaguely represents capitalism or establishment.
And then all you're left with is loot box phone games where you spend your whole paycheck to maybe get a rare hat.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I hate to ask but does the stuff Nintendo is willing to sell actually extend to nudity?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And collecting burn cream.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They keep holding back when it comes to pushing for legal intervention.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Has "the replicant turned out to be OK" ever been a plot twist?

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The other kind of sterile.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This was a thing because the headlight itself was limited to like four options by US law so if you wanted to stand out you had to do something else.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FIFA aren't exactly the good guys but they probably don't want attendees and players imprisoned for having funny jpegs.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Firefox will live, Mozilla may not.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Someone set his volume to 11 and never told him.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First, people are still irate over $70 games its too soon to push $80.
Then Expedition 33 come out for $45 making people question why they should paying a premium to cover the cost of "AAA" studios executive bonuses and terrible management structure.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the top has a void holding water and it's rotting from inside out.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I can almost see some of cowboy bebop making it in time.
Course we ain't terraforming jack squat in 50 years, the most generous project would be a few thousand years investment.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want your 15 year old cat to take baths you have to get your 5 month old kitten wet.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess my favorite fictional universe is Monster Hunter now so I guess I'm eating cat hair.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's software out there that ruins the tracking dots.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 I know the dub for shin chan is wrong on purpose but sometimes I'm not sure how it couldn't be a little dark or dirty.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its what someone thinks the way they feel about a thing looks like, not the actual thing.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't care how many people are on the list, go down the line of succession all the way to the janitor if you have to.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing the Orks fear is the doctor.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0