Pyrokneticbeavr

26611 pts ยท October 23, 2015


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Just had 15 pounds of cancer and half my hamstring removed, I'll take that bet.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds more like you threw the sammich on the ground, but I'm cool with that

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1th

6 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

No idea about AFib but I finally got my shit together last year and this year I had me a big ol cancerous sarcoma in my leg and I'm still down after surgery, so I feel your pain on that front if nothing else.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you do have to pick one up just fucking scruff it, it won't hurt them and both the times I've done it they were pretty chill about it. Granted I did give them peanuts during the process

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frisbee juice!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah recycle them they'll hate that.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Witches ain't so nuffin to nobody, they just fuckin in the woods and making soup.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Start some fires

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Pumpkin spice [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can think whatever you want, doesn't make it real.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend of mine played the rogue trader game for the first time as his first peice of 40k media, the first thing he said to me was "this shits fully aesthetic with no functionality, of course the ship is on fire theres candles on every single flat surface"

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 how long until I can play doom on birds?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's funny cause 40k is so knights that it's basically all genocide and crusades. Also it canonically features catboys

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's getting new dlc!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk about you but I learned that from hello kitty island adventures

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ol glue twice drill once approach

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No they're actually quite easy to talk to.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dogs generally give better feedback and more intelligent answers than most people.

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yeah but she doesn't know how to make pasta

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Get it? Cause Richard can be shortened to dick, but I used the long version cause he got a long pole where he dick is and he swinging it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah that's Richard Poleswinger

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only know 3 of those words , but since your so insistent I will go " do one selves" immediately.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's do it again!

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

UwU is that molecular entropy in your pants or are you just a pervert?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for admitting that, I will site you as a source in future arguments

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step+kelvin what are you doing?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who watcher lotr for the first time last Christmas, it's a nostalgia thing for people who saw it when they were younger I think. My wife argued with me the first time I brought it up and now she's on my side lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She sucks. She just fucking whispers and the only emotion she can do is look confused and I don't think that's something she does on purpose. I can't stand her ass in lotr

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 11

I personally think this movie would have been better with literally any female other than liv Tyler. Assuming this is from Armageddon, if it's not then ignore me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 10