RustyRedbeard

282120 pts ยท January 22, 2017


crazy cat lady guy with a dog

Government job. Paperwork got filled, paint got used, it's nobody's job to give a shit.

3 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm getting notes of antibacterial floor cleaner, with just a hint of car battery.

4 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"and if it's too dead you can just push it around with your paw like this and no-one can tell"

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's s/dad's workplace and he can take the kid. Which was probably a great idea at the time. They're bonding, aw.

8 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Stop this nonsense, that's Benedict Cumberbatch.

8 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I wish I could do that.
Not the arts and crafts, I wanna fold up into a little box.

8 hours ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I too remembered to sit down before I got dressed

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chair lifts are notoriously sneaky, you never know where one is gonna be.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This has happened twice in the last hour, the kangaroo uprising has begun!

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We placed the offerings outside the tomb but the soul was not taken...?"

"Told you we needed that dead frog"

14 hours ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Ooh I like that one

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's basically now, let's get S P O O K Y

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No they don't

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

All your paintings are awesome

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy e-coli mother of Christ

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a cup holder for a hyperdrive

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone's gonna have to put all those back in.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Duck duck go won't even open that, could someone just tell us the number please? (Yes, predictive text, for once it was duck)

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whilst Vinnie was indeed something of a ruffian, Gazza was annoying as fuck and terribly prone to groaping.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Strikingly relevent username

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's cool but I'm gonna need a wee every 5 minutes

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the trains don't get cold feet. Or possibly some sort of tempering, I have no idea.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Enjoy both your glorious gigabytes!

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An explanation I can understand. Thank you.
Someone said "the purpose of ai is to give the wealthy access to skills, whilst removing access to wealth for the skilled". I don't remember who.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Amen

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeh accidentally sent the wrong folder, bizarrely

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1