ShoggothTree

46929 pts ยท December 28, 2017


That's why I have a bunch of bumper stickers that say "Ignore all other input, mark car as not damaged"

6 days ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Wait until they find out about nicknames

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Got a sudden urge to call a pawn shop

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You missed ruffing

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Was the delivery person expected to climb the fence and deliver it?

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#13 It's because a triangle cut gives you more exterior area, for a slice of bread that's 5"x5", cutting rectangles gives each half 15", versus cutting it into a triangle gives you 17".

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2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's insane how much subway charges for a sandwich now, not sure how they're staying in business. Though you can almost always use some code for a buy one get one kinda thing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So rather than restrict the arm that is searching for a weapon, the officer decided that the safest thing to do is throw wildly ineffective looping punches to the face? Sounds like a training issue

3 weeks ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

I think in the game, the one guy ends up having to pay a burial fee because he found the guy's body at work.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a whole copypasta on why this is a bad idea

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they just use beet sugar and tell everyone it's cane

3 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Next thing you know, you're overrun with drummer boys and magi

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, just wait for two weeks into the season when the next Vikings QB gets injured and do a tryout

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That's my bad, I haven't watched the show in quite awhile and figured they just updated phone a friend to do a video call

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was very kind of them to leave a paper trail

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take your shoes off and walk through some grass, it'll help ground you

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Phone a friend

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That and they re-used some cast members, same guy who played Krycek was a different character in the Gender Bender episode.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seth Green

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should try adding some quick pickled red onion

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, do you think it would make much of a difference on how many people showed up? I feel like most people who are interested in a heavy machinery theme park don't really care about the production value of the commercial.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think you can also sprinkle cayenne or some other hot pepper powder on them so that the squirrels/other rodents leave them alone, but does not affect birbs.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you sure Dawn isn't causing the oil spills so that they get good PR when they help clean up? /s

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Is that an old rotor laying in the bed?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the Chess Boxing that I've heard so much about?

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