SweatyNuts

61814 pts ยท August 12, 2015


That's what she said.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't let him catch you calling him that.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought a bipolar bear was a large gay man with a mental illness.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite part about drinking is throwing my empties on the ground like an asshole.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Please, Australia. We've seen enough horrifying nature stuff for awhile. Take a coffee break or something.

1 week ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

me too

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

Just the tip?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the context of a TV show, yes. In real life, no.

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It's like they aren't even trying anymore.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#4 my wife gave birth to our 3 kids in the same hospital. I slept upright in the same style chair for all 3. The last night in the hospital for our 3rd kid, a nurse walks in and says "you know that chair folds out into a bed, right?"

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Oh my god... How embarrassing.

1 month ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

S08E09. It's called "The Mysterious Voyage of Homer" but in Spanish, I think.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was some stellar animation in that episode.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Staged or not, shooting noodles out of her nose was a nice touch.

2 months ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sounds like a keeper. I don't believe things would go as smoothly if I called my wife a cow, though

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A military guy just got convicted of chopping up his pregnant wife with a machete in Hawaii. Only got 23 years for that...

2 months ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Is "upzone" kinda like "updawg"?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds different than "everyone has a vagina" but again... Not a doctor.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm not a vaginologist, but that doesn't sound accurate.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Zelda's genitals don't really factor into the game, so it'll probably be fine.

2 months ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 17

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

My kids think I'm crazy when I try to explain the pancake breakfast transformer toy. Then I'm like "and they had chicken nuggets with Halloween costumes!" and they look at me like they're gonna put me in a home.

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I learned not to break eye contact while bowing because of the first Ninja Turtles movie. I'm cultured.

2 months ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I saw on How It's Made that they don't spray the frosting on top. They glaze them like donuts. So they'd just have to dip them in further.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0