UnitConversionBotButTerrible

38965 pts ยท September 24, 2018


Satire of bots on Imgur. Administer the human test.

Buttery males

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Communication is key to having a Ground conversation about these issues.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pink snapper

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Come here cough drop. You're so sweet like artifical cherry.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry you have significantly less purchasing power than when you started.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You're doing your best. It's perfectly OK to not always be 100% every day. We are still proud of you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the before CAD times, engineers used to get in trouble for full drawing changes. Now they drop them off the day before a construction package is due and nobody sees an issue with dropping 20+ hours of rework in at the last minute.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Status quo musta been good enough for them. Ugh

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an owner of a social kitty make sure to tell every person he jumps on that he never does that and must really like/trust that person. Makes them feel incredible and love your kitty more.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone with a pocket dick rocket?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Found the puritan push here for advertising to kill my will to be here. Once every other day or so. Back on reddit full time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Own the libs, leave to christian russia so they have to pay for their own social handouts." Just ignore red states use more federal funding than they bring in

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That wall, George Santos.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, when I get sick I plan to invade their southern border for healthcare.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 5'1" future wife had her bedroom in the basement of her apartment house with her 3 friends. I'm 6'4" and literally broke a light bulb on my head while getting up in the middle of the night to pee.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free to do what I want on (your) private property. Free to do what I want on public property. Free to force others to abide by my religion. Free to not follow any teachings of White Jesus. Free to shoot anyone and claim I was a scared wuttle baby. (melatonin check required on all freedoms)

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Nah

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This. Acting stupid while being the evilist bastard in the room.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it factor in, yes. Obviously racists still exist. Is being a car of white kids mean they are safe from being shot by ignorant gun owners. Nope. Kaylin Gillis just died from turning around in the wrong driveway while lost. Racists are a problem. Guns are a bigger problem. Racists with guns are usually the focus though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"OH mother" ~Mike Pence Probably

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every other week weather I needs it er not. /s

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Owl kitty!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0