
And don't even get me started with the "hole" in the top right corner of the screen trend either.

When you haven't had a piece of fruit or vegetable for what seems like forever so you eat a slice a watermelon

Now I'm not saying mind reading technology already exists and is already in the hands of high-tech companies and governments but
He a little confused, but he got the spirit

Some fancy new store opened up near by. Went to check their website to see what they sell, but a pop up saying I have to sign up first is blocking my way
When you win an argument with facts

Title

"Wait? You mean acting stupidly and irresponsibly has consequences? Riot!" -NYC Orthodox Jewish Communities

A hero...

Bring back rectangle phone screens with sharp corners.

MRW (as a New Yorker) I hear Florida is setting COVID-19 records everyday and doing the worst than any other state.

Dafuq?

Wait... you're actually serious?

I'm doing my part.

Don't touch that

2019

Nope

Remember when we all thought we'd be driving flying cars by now?

Unpopular Opinion (Phone Screens)

I had no idea I was such a bigot

I'm may be "a little" cranky until I've had it.

He's gorgeous.

When your indoor cat thinks he's an outdoor cat & decides to leave the house only to realize he can't last 3 minutes in the wild

When quarantine fatigue starts to set in

This is the way

*whistles*

Rolls On Wheels?

I just found this out...

Come to think of it, my tin foil supply 'is' pretty low...

That poker face

Every fucking article be like

I'm sorry Tigger

Me watching married and living together couples during this quarantine slowly discovering they actually can't stand each other

I'm slightly offended but I'll survive.

Not every little thing needs slo-mo

No thanks.

shame.gif

Go home.

When you violate Social Distancing

When you find a pistachio shell without a single crease to be found, completely intact and uncracked.

Your butthole when you've had one too many burritos

Because Coronavirus isn't doing a fast enough job, introducing...

Much different. So unique. Very original. Wow.

TFW you're told to just stay home and you're an introvert.

Poor Climate Change Girl

Government: "Social distancing, stay in home, 15 days at least." Spring Breakers:

MRW I see South Korea has drive-thru testing for COVID-19 for anyone who wants to take it while the U.S. doesn't

Current events

MRW I hear about something called a "Skull Crusher Challenge" on TikTok and see videos of what it is on the news

No Events, Gatherings, Gyms, Casinos, Bars, Theaters, Restaurants and stay in your homes for 15 days or even more.

TFW the Chinese kid in your class with a perfect attendance record since kindergarten calls out sick

News: "We have to exercise mandatory social distancing to combat the virus. This will be very difficult." Introverts:

World: "China's totalitarianism is a threat to democracy and freedom as a whole" China: *curbs virus w/ totalitarianism* World:

MRW I read what this Canadian PM "controversy" if all about and it's about fucking donuts. Fucking donuts...

Is nothing sacred?

Muh memes

The News: "We must practice Social Distancing in this time of crisis". My introvert ass:

OMG